Helen Mirren bikini pics! (Hawaii - 11/28)
Remember when 62-year-old Helen Mirren wore a bikini in July? Remember how awesome she looked? Well something happened between then and now because Friday in Hawaii she looked about 82. The lesson in all this? I don’t know but old people scare me. Can’t we get rid of them or something?
James Franco and Sean Penn in Milk
I mean really gets into them. I mean reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaally gets into them. Yes I’m talking about gay sex. From the New York Post:
James Franco says Sean Penn pushed the gay sex scenes in “Milk” further than he expected. “In the original script I read, there was only one real kissing scene,” Franco tells next month’s Elle. “A month after [director] Gus [Van Sant] asked me to do it, they sent me another script, and on Page 5 there was a full-on love scene. And I was like, ‘Gus, what the heck?’ He says, ‘Well, it was Sean’s idea.’ ” (Source)
Are we supposed to be surprised that a guy that used to be married to Madonna might actually like dudes? And what kind of revisions to the sex scene are we talking about here? If I wanted to see a film with graphic depictions of anal, I’d rent One Night in Paris. I just hope for the cinematic continuity of the film, Sean plays “the pitcher” . . . because it’s probably hard to be a “top” when you aren’t tall enough to see over the other guy’s bottom.
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Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell (not pictured) at Disneyland (11/29)
+ I love bikini models [Bastardly]
+ Audrey is your cute college girl of the week [College Humor]
+ Travis Barker and DJ AM reunite [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis crashes into Pink’s car (video) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Abbey Clancy Heats Up Germany, Via FHM [Egotastic!]
+ Why does Shia LaBeouf look homeless? [Just Jared]
+ Rachel Stevens is just plain hot [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Backstage pics of Alessandra Ambrosio at the VS Fashion Show [Popoholic]
+ Roberty Downey Jr. got knocked the fuck out [The Blemish]
+ Michael Phelps has his some new ass [Cele|bitchy]
+ Dollhouse Dude is awesome [Dlisted]
+ Kirsten Dunst has a stalker [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Barbie boob job [CityRag]
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Argentinian model and actress Araceli Gonzalez
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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel walking their dogs in the Hollywood Hills (11/25)
+ Lohan looks like she has an eating disorder [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Nikolina Pisek Topless Cellphone Pictures Leaked [Egotastic!]
+ Kate Walsh and her bitch [Just Jared]
+ Anna Friel upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jessica Alba looks homeless [Lossip]
+ Some people have way too much time on their hands [All Cosplay]
+ Stripper pole catfight [F-Listed]
+ Ivana Trump breaks up with her golddigger husband [Dlisted]
+ See if you can find the beer in this picture [Derek Hail]
+ 13 things to watch for on Steven Seagal’s reality show [Attuworld]
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Madonna at Foro Sol Stadium in Mexico City (11/29)
A-Rod and Madonna just happened to be in Mexico City at the same time this weekend. Boy if I had a nickel every time I ran into one of my “friends” in Mexico City . . . AP says:
The New York Yankees star was in Mexico City on the same weekend the pop star was performing there. It wasn’t immediately known if the All-Star third baseman and Madonna met while in the Mexican capital. When asked what he thought about being in the city at the same time as Madonna, Rodriguez said it was “very good,” without elaborating.
Rodriguez spent two hours Sunday teaching children to bat at a new sports center built on a landfill in the poor suburb of Nezahualcoyotl while Madonna prepared to perform for a sold-out second night in Mexico City as part of her “Sticky & Sweet” tour. (Source)
If A-Rod wants to teach those kids something he has even more experience in than baseball, he’ll show them the proper technique for putting on four condoms at a time. That, or he’ll explain how after 20 shots of tequila and a dimmer switch, even a manly woman can end up looking only boyish. The best lesson those kids can learn from A-Rod: Money can’t buy happiness . . . or in Madonna’s case, taste.
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David Spade is ignoring his love child
Remember the Playboy Playmate that David Spade knocked up earlier this year? He doesn’t. Shortly after giving birth, Spade’s baby momma, 22-year-old Jillian Grace, moved to Missouri to be closer to her mother. Even though I’m almost positive that Missouri has airports, Spade hasn’t visited her or his new daughter once. A source told the National Enquirer:
“[David] only acknowledged his paternity of the baby in September, and Jillian is determined — with her mom’s help — to raise the baby right and give her a good home.”
The blonde-haired baby, who was born on Aug. 26, is a spitting image of her famous father, says the source. But daddy dearest hasn’t made a public appearance. David told Jillian he would visit their daughter when he was on break from filming his TV show, “Rules of Engagement.” “But weeks went by — and with the cast’s official break a long way behind them — he still has not visited. He said he would be there soon.,” said the source. (Print Edition - 12/1)
Can you really blame David for not visiting his ex and their love child? They’re living in freaking Missouri! Now if Jillian was raising their baby in a Hollywood night club, brewery, or Nicollette Sheridan’s house, I could see him dropping by all the time. In all seriousness, hopefully Jillian and David can meet eye-to-eye on some sort of shared custody arrangement. If they’re having trouble, this might help.
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Winona Ryder’s missing jewels
I’m sorry but if you loan Winona Ryder anything, you can’t be too pissed off when you don’t get it back. The actress was loaned $125,000 worth of Bulgari jewelry to wear for the Marie Claire Awards last Sunday in Madrid. And surprise, surprise, Bulgari never got it back. Winona claims the ring and bracelet were stolen from her hotel room which is a plausible excuse for someone that wasn’t arrested for stealing $5,500 worth of designer clothes from Saks Fifth Avenue in 2001. From TMZ:
After Winona left Madrid, the bracelet and ring turned up missing. There’s a report in a French magazine saying Winona claimed she went to the front desk at the hotel and gave the jewelry to the front desk, but the surveillance cam doesn’t show her doing that. The intimation — Winona stole the bling.
In fact, we know what happened. The morning after the event, around 6:00 AM, Winona checked out of the hotel. No one from Marie Claire was around to collect the stuff, so she left everything in her hotel room.
Our sources confirm the bracelet and ring did indeed turn up missing — the dress and other stuff weren’t taken. We’re told Winona never said she had taken the jewels to the front desk, and whoever planted the story may be covering up for someone who had access to the room after she left. (Source)
There’s an old proverb my elderly grandmother used to tell me when I was in college: “I think I wet my diapers again, be a good little grandson and change me and I’ll give you a piece of hard candy” “Once a thief, always a thief.” Since they must have known about Winona’s history, I have a hard time feeling sorry for Bulgari. It’s almost like they’ve never heard of the old Tennessee saying, “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
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Can he ever not act creepy?
Mel Gibson — worth north of $900 million — is probably cheating on his wife. He has no prenup. Ouch. From the National Enquirer:
Mel Gibson is facing Hollywood’s most costly divorce ever - a vicious battle over his whopping $900 million fortune. Shocking new photographs of the rough-and-tumble Oscar winner with a sexy young Russian singer could be the final straw for the actor’s long-suffering wife Robyn, sources told the Enquirer. The exotic beauty — a leggy 28-year-old brunette named Oksana — was first spotted with Gibson, 52, in September. She popped up again on the set of his latest movie a few weeks later — and for Robyn, it will be the final nail in the couple’s turbulent 28-year-marriage, insiders say.
“Robyn’s had enough,” a close family friend tells the Enquirer, “She’s been to hell and back with Mel over the years. The drinking, the cheating, the temper tantrums. The last time Robyn took him back she told him, ‘This is your last chance. If you ever embarrass me again, we’re done.’ And now she intends to keep her word. Robyn is finished with him. It’s about respect now. Mel was spotted going into his trailer three days in a row with this girl in September. Tongues were wagging that it was a full-fledged affair.” (Print Edition - 12/1)
If there were ever a wife that deserved half of her husband’s fortune, it’s Robyn. Not only has she put up with Mel’s drinking, womanizing, and accent all these years, but after seven kids, her vag has to be almost as gaping as Paris Hilton’s. For Mel’s sake, hopefully that craigslist ad he posted yesterday pays off and he finds himself a good lawyer:
Divorce Lawyer Needed
Requirements:
1. Your ancestors didn’t kill Jesus Christ
2. Actually, that’s pretty much it
Contact Mel at (310)XXX-4840
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