Molly Sims bikini pics!
Model and actress Molly Sims in Malibu (July 06)
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Cash Warren and Jessica Alba out and about in Brentwood (10/9)
+ I never noticed this but Audrina has some really big front teeth [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Keira Knightley Nude Sex Scene Video from The Edge of Love [Egotastic!]
+ What a shock, Angelina Jolie backs Barack Obama [Just Jared]
+ Aubrey O’Day cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jennifer Lopez may cry after reading this [The Blemish]
+ Norelys Rodriguez is a Venezuelan beauty [Attuworld]
+ Megan Fox has a nerdy side [F-Listed]
+ Sarah Palin to play herself on Saturday Night Live [Cele|bitchy]
+ Why does Katherine Heigl always look like a bitch? [ICYDK]
[Flynet]
Owen Wilson has a nice house
Owen Wilson’s Malibu beach house
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
[Flynet]
No chance in hell that dog is still alive
Coinciding with the release of her new album Circus, MTV’s airing a Britney Spears documentary in late November. The 90-minute film Britney: For The Record gives viewers a “look into what it is truly like to walk in the shoes of one of today’s biggest musical icons.” Filmmaker Phil Griffin was given “unprecedented” access to Britney for three months earlier this year during her post crazy period. Britney told MTV:
“So much has gone on over the last couple of years and there’s a lot that people don’t know about me that I want them to know. I wanted to make this film because I started to feel like I wasn’t being seen in the light that I wanted to be seen in. This is an opportunity to set the record straight and talk about what I’ve been through and where I’m headed.”
What exactly is the light you want to be seen in when you do stuff like talk in a fake British accent and hold your kid hostage? Because one thing comes to mind: I’m a crazy motherfucker.
Madonna performing in New York (10/6)
Turns out she’s not the happy-go-lucky, down-to-earth person everyone thinks she is. Oh, no one thought that? My bad. From the New York Post:
The Swedish pop star Robyn was psyched when the Material Mom invited her to open for a handful of her European concerts but quickly found out there are rules. Robyn told her hometown Swedish paper that she and her crew were told “not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures . . . I hadn’t expected any glamour, but it’s strange that they assume that the first thing you’re gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna . . . Madonna is constantly chasing the latest trends.” (Source)
In Madonna’s defense, she’s a huge fucking bitch and everyone knows it. So if you choose to work for Madonna, you’re an idiot. It’s like spending the night at Charles Manson’s house and getting mad at him when you wake up with a pentagram carved into your forehead.
[WENN]
Gisele Bundchen
Gisele Bundchen filming a music video for the rock band Blackcowboy on Melrose Avenue (10/9)
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Roseanne Barr has a sex tape
The unsexiest story of 2008. From Roseanne Barr’s blog:
My Sex Tape…
The fired intern from Myspace (not Joey) has also stolen my private sex tape. I am offering $25,000 for it’s return (unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal). (Source)
On the bright side, I think I may have finally found a solution to the teen pregnancy epidemic. Just replace all the textbooks in Health class with a printout of this story. Because there is no way a guy could get an erection after reading that. I basically just committed assault against my penis by writing about this.
[PIC: INFDaily.com; STORY VIA : Gabby Babble]
Karissa and Kristina Shannon
Literally. Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends, twins (!!!) Karissa (l) and Kristina (r) Shannon, were arrested earlier this year and charged with felony aggravated battery after they jumped a chick at a party. Both received probation. From TMZ:
We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here’s what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both “jumped her.” Erica suffered a concussion. (Source)
I don’t know why this bitch pressed charges. Usually I have to pay good money to be jumped by twins. For example, last February I . . . wait a minute, what kind of money do they use in Thailand again?
Kirsten Dunst at the at Chateau Marmont in L.A. (10/8)
Just when you thought Kirsten Dunst couldn’t get any uglier, she has to go and steal clothes out of her grandma’s closet. Not cool Kirsten. She’s on a fixed income.
