+ Dana Hamm is your afternoon pick-me-up[F-Listed]
+ Amy Winehouse loves cotton candy sprinkled with coke [Dlisted]
+ Daisy Fuentes strips for charity [Derek Hail]
+ Sophie Howard is stacked [Attuworld]
A 7-year-old and knives? What could possibly go wrong?
Angelina Jolie admits in November’s W magazine that she bought her 7-year-old son Maddox knives:
“My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She emphasizes that the knife blades are dulled so they’re not dangerous, and that the purchases are accompanied by discussions about violence. But, she says, “we also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.” (Source)
To be fair to Angelina, Maddox is from Cambodia and most kids in Cambodia have their own knives by the time they’re seven. I mean, have you ever tried to fight off a roaming death squad with just a stick?
Celebslam-favorite Shauna Sand took her kids to the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood on Sunday. For those of you that have never heard of Shauna, she’s a former Playboy Playmate known for wearing ridiculously trashy outfits to clubs. So, what kind of shoes did Shauna wear to the pumpkin patch?
A.Lucite Flip Flops. A shoe that makes a statement . . . and that statement is: I will blow you for fifty bucks.
B.Six Inch Lucite Heels. Does she own anything else?
C.Tennis Shoes. C’mon, it’s a freaking pumpkin patch. Even Shauna’s not that trashy.
Mark Wahlberg is not pleased with Saturday Night Live for a little sketch they did about him on last week’s show. He told the New York Post:
“Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn’t like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that’s for sure. And “Saturday Night Live” hasn’t been funny for a long time. They’ve asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don’t even know who’s on the show now.” (Source)
A little tip for Wahlberg: Never pick a fight with the weekly sketch show that’s desperate for material. They have a lot more ammo than you. Also, never join a conga line at a gay bar if you don’t want your ass slapped. You’re gonna want to trust me on that last one.
If he worked out just a little bit harder and lost some of that disgusting fat around his midsection, it’s crazy how much Hugh Jackman would look like me.
Britney Spears’ new video for “Womanizer” debuted Saturday night on 20/20. Besides that little Presidential election thingy and our economy melting down before our eyes, I guess it was a slow news week or something. While the video’s pretty cool (it starts with Britney writhing around naked in a steam room), what’s up with Britney’s voice? It sounds like she’s playing a kazoo through her asshole. Not that I would know what that sounds like . . . what? . . . I might have accidentally seen it in a porn once . . . maybe twice . . . OK, fine, I actually own four copies of it. *sigh*
