Audrina Patridge so wants to do me
August 1st, 2008
Audrina Patridge loves Celebslam
I think it’s painfully clear after seeing this video that Audrina wants to bang the beejeezus out of me. Well I will not be treated like a piece of meat thank you very much! I’m sick of being used for my hot body. I want to feel like a gentleman. I want flowers and dinner.
Check out Audrina’s new site HERE
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1 - Audrina looks physically handicapped, like the kind of person who doesn’t get enough oxygen to her brain when she was born, meaning she may have a hot body, but so does the kid with down’s syndrome who plays with rocks in his backyard down the street from me.
2- Audrina speaks like a mentally handicapped person, the kind of mentally handicapped person you find in an institution chronically masturbating, drooling and shitting themselves.
I’d so slam the hell out of her lol
I think she looks beautiful.
But then again I’m stuck in this god damn institution drooling with my dick in my hand.
she perty
i didn’t know she read this site. damn i just wet myself
gigitee gigitee gigitee …OH Right
Wow, she started a website. 3rd graders have their own websites. Has the owner of this site ever met her in person?
I’d slam that ass of hers anytime.
Did she say “don’t slam me too hard?” Ha ha ha, listen baby, I would slam you so fucking hard, your eyes would actually stop looking at the ceiling for a couple of minutes. Orangina, you are truly a stupid, worthless whore. Was that hard enough for you?
When’s the new nudes coming out??
Why do all America women sound the same to me? Like their in a porn film and trying to make love to the camera!
Dr. Cornelia, you sir are a funny, funny man.