SUMMER IS HERE, PART 81
August 22nd, 2007
The girl waving to you is Audrina Partridge from MTV’s crime to television known as The Hills, or as I call it: “proof that a majority of females in the 12-24 age demographic are basically retarded.” In a moment of weakness last week, I attempted to watch an entire episode (basically a half hour of them shopping and talking about shopping). About five minutes in, I completely blacked out. When I woke up my TV was on fire. True story.
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I’d like to bang her in the ass for about an hour.
You are funny. True story.
Can anybody say cankles?
Hm, yeah she is a bit cankley.