Ashlee Wentz confirms pregnancy
Ashlee Simpson confirms pregnancy
The newly christened Ashlee Wentz confirmed her pregnancy on husband Pete Wentz’s website Friends or Enemies yesterday. Just days after her engagement to Wentz last month, rumors began circulating that the singer was pregnant. They were right. Ashlee wrote:
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.” (Source)
Wait, wait, wait, she’s already in her second trimester? The first trimester lasts 98 days. Ashlee and Pete were married 11 days ago . . . divide by two . . . carry the one . . . YOU FUCKING WHORE! You know, I had heard that young kids were engaged in these types of premarital activities but their was a still a part of my God-fearing heart that didn’t believe it was true.
Nick, editor, i seriously laughed at your “attempt to do the math on this situation” …that was funny
Huge fan!