For the second time in a month, Angelina Jolie gives birth
Angelina Jolie had her twins again
Remember last month when Entertainment Tonight reported that Angelina had her twins. Except she didn’t. Well a French magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie gave birth to her twins earlier this morning. Except maybe she didn’t. Closer magazine said:
En exclusivite mondiale, Closer est en mesure de vous annoncer qu’Angelina Jolie aurait accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français ! La star serait rentrée hier soir en salle de travail. Toute reproduction interdite sans la mention du site closermag.fr
Translation: Angelina went into labor Tuesday night and gave birth this (Wednesday) morning in a French hospital. (Source)
Considering it’s still Tuesday in France — 5:35pm to be exact– saying that Angelina had her twins on Wednesday morning is a little suspicious. Unless they have a time machine. Oh shit, the French developed a time machine. I, I, I didn’t know. I take back everything I said about them. Now can I please borrow it to travel back to tenth century Norway. I’m a Viking!
That is not the correct translation…no wonder they’re confused.
No mention of any weekday in particular in that article, the only references to time are “this morning” and “yesterday evening”.
Where’s you get Wednesday from?
Fasc(ion)ist(a):
I didn’t do the translation
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com