Possibly the grossest story ever

Amy Winehouse is a princess
Amy Winehouse in London (3/17)

Amy Winehouse may turn to a radical treatment (”insane radical” not “Tony Hawk radical”) to help clear up her splotchy face: her own urine. A friend of Amy’s told England’s Daily Star:

“Amy’s sick of turning heads for all the wrong reasons when she’s out. She has tried all sorts of lotions and potions but none works. She is desperately unhappy with her appearance and she is happy to try anything that may clear up her condition. She is praying the urine ointment will work.” (Source)

I’ve got a radical solution for Amy that should clear her face right up: STOP FREE-BASING METH! Besides, with what Amy puts into her body, is rubbing her own urine on her face really the best way to clear up her skin? If anything her doctor should find someone who lives a little healthier lifestyle to piss on her face . . . I wonder if R Kelly’s schedule is free this week?

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11 Comments on “Possibly the grossest story ever”

  1. Tyrone Biggums

    I guess the crack diet wasn’t working either?

  2. 12 step program

    pick up the damn phone and call us amy.

  3. Mary Poppins

    Perhaps a proper bath might help (I’m olde fashioned like that). Secondly, Daddy Winhouse should call Jaime Spears for pointers.

  4. bookie

    What are the odds she has drugs in her urine?

  5. SNS

    I find it hard to believe she has tried EVERYTHING possible. Has she tried just doing a detox and removing all the crap from her body? I doubt it!

  6. ha! high five, 12 Step Program. high five.
    and everyone else. I STRONGLY suspect that the person who thinks Amy has “tried everything” means “she can’t get makeup to cover it up! and she went to a doctor ONCE for the impetigo! I can’t understand why she’s not all better!!!”

  7. Oh Hell Naw!

    Perhaps NOT putting out cigarettes on her face would also help. Just a suggestion.

  8. just me

    lmao @ the r kelly comment. won’t work, though. amy is too old for him (post puberty)

  9. SUICIDE HOTLINE

    NORMALLY WE DONT ENCOURAGE SUICIDE BUT FOR YOU WELL MAKE AN EXCEPTION…GO AMY GO!!! P.S. TAKE BRITNEY WITH YOU

  10. JS

    Isn’t that like meth face going on there?

  11. juanitob

    Seriously, she looks worse and worse every time I see a picture of her. This girl is in big-time trouble and nobody around her is doing anything to help her. They (her family, friends and record label) need to do an intervention but since they’re all making money off of her, it’ll never happen.
    Just watch, her “Rehab” song will eventually be the most tragically ironic song of all time.

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