Al Reynolds is a two-timer

April 9th, 2007

Is Al Reynolds cheating on Star Jones?

A certain someone might be cheating on his wife. From today’s New York Daily News:

Al Reynolds was spotted enjoying some fresh air in the Washington Square Park dog run Thursday afternoon. “The funny thing was, it didn’t look like he was there with a dog,” says a witness. (Source)

What an idiot. What kind of idiot risks destroying his storybook marriage to such a beauti … Wait, you say Al Reynolds is married to Star Jones? Well then, what the hell took him so long–why didn’t I see this story six months ago? … Wait a minute, I get it, “dog run” is supposed to be a euphemism for Al and Star’s bedroom. OK. Funny stuff Daily News, you had me there for a second.

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2 Comments on “Al Reynolds is a two-timer”

  1. Full Bladder
    April 9th, 2007 at 11:18 am

    Those two wacky kids change looks, like I change underwear, and I don’t even wear underwear! ;)

  2. kristi
    April 9th, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Dog run means gay sex right?

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