Adriana Lima in Manhattan (6/12)

If I was doing my normal leisurely skip down the street and Adriana Lima walked by me, there's a very good chance I would piss my pants. What a nightmare, it'd be like tenth grade all over again. I'd be humiliated . . . unless she's into that sort of thing . . . I'm not saying that's my thing I mean sure I may have tried it a handful of times but I definitely didn't have fun OK I lied I had fun but that doesn't make me weird that I like that sort of thing I mean who doesn't have a few skeletons in their closet especially of dead hook, ummm, crazy weather we've been having lately.

UPDATE: Adriana is now engaged. To this guy. Fuck.

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