Adnan Ghalib denies existence of Britney Spears sex tape

Britney Spears' ex Adnan Ghalib is denying reports that he's trying to sell a sex tape featuring Britney and him. Yesterday it was rumored Britney would try to purchase the sex tape to keep it off the market. Adnan told Star magazine:

"There is no sex tape and I've never claimed there is one. I don't know where these quotes I'm supposed to have said have come from. What I do know is they certainly didn't come from me and they are completely false. I'm extremely upset and distressed and I'm taking legal action . . . This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me. There is no sex tape. That is the end of the matter." (Source)

This is the best news I've heard all day. Britney and Adnan fumbling around naked is really no different than one of those graphic PETA videos showing a cow being slaughtered. And trust me, you can't masturbate to that. God knows I've tried.

[Pacific Coast News]