About Celebslam.com

Founded in mid-2006, Celebslam has since evolved into one of the internet's premiere destinations for celebrity-mocking. Basically if you're famous, I make fun of you. If you're famous and hot, I make masturbation jokes. The formula is simple, yet deliciously funny. If you're looking for me to post kind words of sympathy the next time Paris Hilton gets popped for DUI, this site isn't for you. But if you're looking for someone to mock her herpes and wonky eye, stick around.

About Nick, the editor:

I'm hip. I'm edgy. I'm raw. And I know way more than a straight 26-year-old male should about what Jessica Simpson wore last week. Oh yeah, I'm also devilishly handsome. But that was implied.

About Woody, the assistant editor:

Woody Clark takes time out of his busy schedule to contribute to Celebslam when he's not out fighting terrorists, curing Cancer, and bedding Playboy Playmates. Woody likes long walks on the beach, romantic candle light dinners . . . and firm spankings. Woody plans on retiring next year when his "art film" hits the Internet in Spring (he's the one with the ball gag). He is also available for kids show . . . as long as they don't snitch.