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            <title>Paris is fine</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/paris-is-fine.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Paris%20Hilton%20Stomach%20Pump/post_image/post_image-paris-hilton-skinny.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><b>Paris Hilton outside Bar Deluxe in Hollywood</b> (1/9)<br />
<br /><a href="http://pacificcoastnewsonline.celebuzz.com/">Pacific Coast News</a> says Paris Hilton looked "frighteningly thin" last night at Bar Deluxe in Hollywood. Now before you get all freaked out about her health, don't worry, Paris is fine. She went to a frat party at UCLA on Wednesday. She always looks a little gaunt 12 hours after she gets her stomach pumped.<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/paris-is-fine.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Paris%20Hilton%20Stomach%20Pump/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-paris-hilton-skinny.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Paris Hilton Stomach Pump 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/paris-is-fine.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Paris%20Hilton%20Stomach%20Pump/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-paris-hilton-stomach-pumping-01.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Paris Hilton Stomach Pump 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/paris-is-fine.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Paris%20Hilton%20Stomach%20Pump/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-paris-hilton-stomach-pumping-02.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Paris Hilton Stomach Pump 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/paris-is-fine.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Paris%20Hilton%20Stomach%20Pump/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-paris-hilton-stomach-pumping-03.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Paris Hilton Stomach Pump 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/paris-is-fine.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Paris%20Hilton%20Stomach%20Pump/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-paris-hilton-stomach-pumping-04.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Paris Hilton Stomach Pump 5" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/paris-is-fine.php?bfm_index=5"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Paris%20Hilton%20Stomach%20Pump/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-paris-hilton-stomach-pumping-05.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Paris Hilton Stomach Pump 6" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/paris-is-fine.php?bfm_index=6"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Paris%20Hilton%20Stomach%20Pump/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-paris-hilton-stomach-pumping-06.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Paris Hilton Stomach Pump 7" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/paris-is-fine.php?bfm_index=7"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Paris%20Hilton%20Stomach%20Pump/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-paris-hilton-stomach-pumping-07.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Paris Hilton Stomach Pump 8" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/paris-is-fine.php?bfm_index=8"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Paris%20Hilton%20Stomach%20Pump/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-paris-hilton-stomach-pumping-08.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Paris Hilton Stomach Pump 9" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/paris-is-fine.php?bfm_index=9"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Paris%20Hilton%20Stomach%20Pump/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-paris-hilton-stomach-pumping-09.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Paris Hilton Stomach Pump 10" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:06:16 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>In beautiful people news . . .</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/post_image/post_image-brooke-burke-beautiful-people.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />
<b>Brooke Burke</b><br /><br />Brooke Burke at the People's Choice Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in L.A. (1/7)<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-01.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-02.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-03.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-04.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 5" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=5"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-05.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 6" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=6"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-06.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 7" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=7"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-07.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 8" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=8"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-08.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 9" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=9"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-09.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 10" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=10"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-10.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 11" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=11"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-11.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 12" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=12"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-12.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 13" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=13"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-13.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 14" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-5.php?bfm_index=14"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Brooke%20Burke%20Beautiful%20Peopl/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-brooke-burke-beautiful-people-14.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Brooke Burke Beautiful Peopl 15" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category">Brooke Burke</category>
            
            
            <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:40:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Jennifer was too needy</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/post_image/post_image-jennifer-love-needy.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><b>Ross McCall and Jennifer Love Hewitt in L.A.</b> (8/18)<br /><br />We finally have the reason Jennifer Love Hewitt <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jennifer-love-hewitt-is-single.php">was dumped</a> on Christmas Eve: too needy. A "longtime friend" of Hewitt's told the <i>Chicago Sun Times</i>:<br /><blockquote>''Jennifer wears her emotions too much on her sleeve. She's too needy and often comes on too strong. I think the intensity of being with [Hewitt] finally is what scared off Ross.'' <small>(<a href="http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1367248,CST-FTR-zp08.article">Source</a>)</small><br /></blockquote>If Jennifer's friend thought she was too needy before, wait until she sees her now: "I need cheesecake, fudge, and ice cream ASAP or so help me god I will cut you!" My prediction: by mid-April, JLH will find herself back at her old cruiserweight
physique. It's a shame, too. She was just starting to get into the kind
of shape that made her famous -- the shape where her chest actually
<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2008/01/jennifer-love-hewitt-cleavage.php">protruded further</a> than her hips.<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-01.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-02.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-03.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-04.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 5" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=5"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-05.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 6" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=6"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-06.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 7" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=7"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-07.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 8" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=8"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-08.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 9" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=9"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-09.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 10" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=10"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-10.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 11" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=11"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-11.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 12" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=12"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-12.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 13" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=13"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-13.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 14" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/she-was-too-needy.php?bfm_index=14"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jennifer%20Love%20Hugehips/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jennifer-love-needy-14.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jennifer Love Hugehips 15" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:30:12 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>What a lady killer</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/what-a-lady-killer.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Ray%20Liotta%20Lady%20Killer/post_image/post_image-ray-liotta-lady-killer.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />
<b>Ray Liotta leaving Gold's Gym in Venice</b> (1/8)<br /><br />No, seriously, he looks like a serial killer.<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/what-a-lady-killer.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Ray%20Liotta%20Lady%20Killer/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-ray-liotta-lady-killer.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Ray Liotta Lady Killer 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/what-a-lady-killer.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Ray%20Liotta%20Lady%20Killer/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-fat-liotta-1.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Ray Liotta Lady Killer 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/what-a-lady-killer.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Ray%20Liotta%20Lady%20Killer/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-fat-liotta-2.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Ray Liotta Lady Killer 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/what-a-lady-killer.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Ray%20Liotta%20Lady%20Killer/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-fat-liotta-3.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Ray Liotta Lady Killer 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/what-a-lady-killer.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Ray%20Liotta%20Lady%20Killer/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-fat-liotta-4.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Ray Liotta Lady Killer 5" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
            <link>http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/what-a-lady-killer.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:45:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>The Daily Bikini: Penelope Cruz</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/post_image/post_image-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />
<b>Penelope Cruz bikini pics!</b><br /><br />Penelope Cruz in St. Bart's (Dec. 2006)<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-01.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-02.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-03.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-04.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 5" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=5"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-05.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 6" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=6"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-06.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 7" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=7"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-07.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 8" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=8"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-08.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 9" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=9"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-09.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 10" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=10"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-10.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 11" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=11"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-11.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 12" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=12"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-12.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 13" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=13"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-13.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 14" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-penelope-cruz.php?bfm_index=14"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Penelope%20Cruz%20Bikini%20Peek/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-penelope-cruz-bikini-peek-14.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Penelope Cruz Bikini Peek 15" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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<b>Jessica Simpson leaving Bar Deluxe in Hollywood</b> (1/8)<br /><br />Seriously, can everyone in Hollywood stop with the plastic surgery/lip injections/ botox already? Just stop. You're ruining your body. Look at how fucked-up Jessica Simpson's lips are and she's only 28. She can't possibly think that looks good. Screw plastic surgery, Jessica needs to be happy with what God gave her. Like her big boobs for example . . . which, incidentally, could be made <i>even bigger</i> with implants. Hooray for plastic surgery!<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/whoa-1.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jessica%20Simpson%20Trout%20Pout/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jessica-simpson-trout-lips.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jessica Simpson Trout Pout 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/whoa-1.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jessica%20Simpson%20Trout%20Pout/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jessica-simpson-trout-lips-1.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jessica Simpson Trout Pout 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/whoa-1.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jessica%20Simpson%20Trout%20Pout/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jessica-simpson-trout-lips-2.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jessica Simpson Trout Pout 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/whoa-1.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jessica%20Simpson%20Trout%20Pout/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jessica-simpson-trout-lips-3.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jessica Simpson Trout Pout 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/whoa-1.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jessica%20Simpson%20Trout%20Pout/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jessica-simpson-trout-lips-4.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jessica Simpson Trout Pout 5" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:52:49 -0800</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/lindsay-still-wont-take-respon.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Lindsay%20Lohan%20Dumb%20Shit/post_image/post_image-lindsay-lohan-mug-shot-paparazzi.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><b>Lindsay Lohan still won't take responsibility for her DUI</b><br /><br />Turns out Lindsay Lohan's DUI back in May 2007 (<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2007/05/lindsay-lohan-dui-crash.php">the one where she hit a tree</a>), wasn't actually her fault. It was the paparazzi's. I think we all owe her a big apology. From an interview conducted by Lauren Hutton for Interview magazine:<br /><blockquote><b>Lindsay Lohan</b>: ... You know, my car accident that I got into, where I got my first charge, I wouldn't have been speeding up like I was if I didn't have people shoving cameras in my windows.<br /><br /><b>Lauren Hutton</b>: You were running away?<br /><br /><b>LL</b>: Yeah, I was. I was running away from the paparazzi.<br /><br /><b>LH</b>: Who wouldn't be running away? It's scary.<br /><br /><b>LL</b>: Especially late at night, when you're trying to turn a corner, and then somebody else is speeding up alongside you. So, you know, it's okay for someone to chase me and then try to cut me off so I ram my car into a tree . . . I mean, I know this guy was trying to do his job, but his "job" almost landed me half-dead. <small>(<a href="http://www.interviewmagazine.com/film/lindsay-lohan/">Source</a>)</small><br /></blockquote>
Apparently Lindsay forgot the fact that she was drunk, had coke in her
bloodstream, and was driving like a maniac when she had her
accident. Something else she seems to have forgotten that night: SHE WAS FUCKING DRUNK. I know I just repeated myself but I really wanted to drive the point home how stupid Lindsay is. I mean, did she really think we'd forget about that night? Bitch hit a tree and then ran from the scene. Why stop at the paparazzi? Why not blame city planners for putting a tree that close to a road? Or the police. Gosh, they always seem to unfairly target celebrities who drive drunk and high on cocaine. It's just not fair! You can't pass all of the blame on Lindsay though. There are plenty of other celebrities that have selective memory too. Like K-Fed, Britney, and Jamie Lynn -- when they&nbsp;"select" not to remember what birth control is.<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/lindsay-still-wont-take-respon.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Lindsay%20Lohan%20Dumb%20Shit/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-lindsay-lohan-mug-shot-paparazzi.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Lindsay Lohan Dumb Shit 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/lindsay-still-wont-take-respon.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Lindsay%20Lohan%20Dumb%20Shit/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-lohan-paparazzi-blame-1.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Lindsay Lohan Dumb Shit 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/lindsay-still-wont-take-respon.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Lindsay%20Lohan%20Dumb%20Shit/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-lohan-paparazzi-blame-2.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Lindsay Lohan Dumb Shit 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/lindsay-still-wont-take-respon.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Lindsay%20Lohan%20Dumb%20Shit/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-lohan-paparazzi-blame-3.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Lindsay Lohan Dumb Shit 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/lindsay-still-wont-take-respon.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Lindsay%20Lohan%20Dumb%20Shit/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-lohan-paparazzi-blame-4.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Lindsay Lohan Dumb Shit 5" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/wax-lips.php"><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="nikki-cox-lips-front.jpg" src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/images/nikki-cox-lips-front.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" width="480" height="779" /></span></a> <div><b>NSFW!
</b><br /></div><br />Don&#8217;t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don&#8217;t click the picture.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:15:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Quickies</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/post_image/post_image-kardashian-jeans-butt.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />
<b>Kim Kardashian out and about in Beverly Hills</b> (1/7)<br /><br />+ <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/01/08/amy-winehouse-is-the-new-nike-spokesperson-of-the-day/" style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="#000000">Amy Winehouse. In a sports bra.</font> [Drunken Stepfather]</a>

<br /><br />+ Nikki Sanderson is half-naked [<a href="http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/01/nikki-sanderson-is-new-here.html">IDLYITW</a>]<br />+ <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=6595" style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="#000000">Danielle Lloyd is also half-naked</font> [Hollywood Tuna]</a>
<br />+ Vintage Keira Knightley bikini pics [<a href="http://www.bastardly.com/node/20265">Bastardly</a>]
<br />+ <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/scarlett-johansson/scarlett-johansson-should-be-mine-004297" style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="#000000">Scarlett Johansson Should Be Mine</font> [Egotastic!]</a>
<br /><br />+ AnnaLynne McCord looking all kinds of hot [<a href="http://www.popoholic.com/2009/01/08/annalynne-mccord-looking-all-kinds-of-hot/">Popoholic</a>]
<br />+ Some ugly chick is pregnant [<a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2009/01/08/ugly-bettys-ana-ortiz-is-pregnant">I'm Not Obsessed</a>]

<br />+ Mischa Barton slips a boob (<b>NSFW</b>) [<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1600031/ls:8756">College Humor</a>]
<br />+ Mini-Me was Prom King in high school [<a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/30087">Dlisted</a>]
<br />+ Tom Cruise skips John Travolta's son's funeral [<a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/01/08/tom_cruise_speechless_over_jett_travoltas_death.php">A Socialite's Life</a>]
<br /><br />+ Selena Gomez is cute [<a href="http://www.lossip.com/24976/when-cuteness-goes-on-overload/">Lossip</a>]

<br />+ Jessica Alba has a new haircut [<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/01/08/jessica-alba-has-a-new-haircut/">Yeeeah!</a>]
<br />+ Jessica Alba is a drunk hot mess [<a href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2009/01/jessica-albas-a.html">CityRag</a>]
<br />+ Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick on the verge of divorce [<a href="http://popbytes.com/archive/2009/01/marriage_woes_for_sarah_jessica_parker_matthew_broderick.shtml">popbytes</a>]
<br />+ John Mayer is such a pussy [<a href="http://gabbybabble.celebuzz.com/2009/01/john-mayers-love-song-for-jennifer-aniston.html">Gabby Babble</a>]<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-jeans-butt.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-01.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-02.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-03.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-04.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 5" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=5"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-05.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 6" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=6"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-06.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 7" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=7"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-07.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 8" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=8"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-08.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 9" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=9"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-09.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 10" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=10"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-10.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 11" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=11"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-11.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 12" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=12"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-12.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 13" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=13"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-13.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 14" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-13.php?bfm_index=14"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kardashian%20Jeans%20Butt/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kardashian-ass-butt-14.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kardashian Jeans Butt 15" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:00:44 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Midnight T&amp;A: Renata Maciel dos Santos</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="../../2009/01/midnight-ta-renata-maciel-dos.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Renata%20Maciel%20dos%20Santos/post_image/post_image-renata-maciel-dos-santos.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><b>Renata Maciel dos Santos</b><br /><br />Brazilian model Renata Maciel dos Santos<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="../../2009/01/midnight-ta-renata-maciel-dos.php"><img src="../..//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Renata%20Maciel%20dos%20Santos/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-renata-maciel-dos-santos.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Renata Maciel dos Santos 1" /></a></li><li><a href="../../2009/01/midnight-ta-renata-maciel-dos.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="../..//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Renata%20Maciel%20dos%20Santos/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-renata-maciel-dos-santos-01.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Renata Maciel dos Santos 2" /></a></li><li><a href="../../2009/01/midnight-ta-renata-maciel-dos.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="../..//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Renata%20Maciel%20dos%20Santos/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-renata-maciel-dos-santos-02.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Renata Maciel dos Santos 3" /></a></li><li><a href="../../2009/01/midnight-ta-renata-maciel-dos.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="../..//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Renata%20Maciel%20dos%20Santos/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-renata-maciel-dos-santos-03.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Renata Maciel dos Santos 4" /></a></li><li><a href="../../2009/01/midnight-ta-renata-maciel-dos.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="../..//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Renata%20Maciel%20dos%20Santos/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-renata-maciel-dos-santos-04.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Renata Maciel dos Santos 5" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Jewel is the big winner</title>
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<i><b>WHEN PLASTIC SURGERY GOES WRONG</b></i><br /><br />I know this is a little late, but the People's Choice Awards were last night in Los Angeles. Jewel was the big winner of the show, taking home the "OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT CHICK'S TITS!" and "DOES SHE OWN A FREAKING MIRROR!" awards. Congratulations from all of us here at Celebslam.<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-01.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-02.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-03.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-04.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 5" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=5"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-05.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 6" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=6"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-06.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 7" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=7"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-07.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 8" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=8"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-08.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 9" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=9"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-09.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 10" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=10"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-10.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 11" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=11"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-11.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 12" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=12"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-12.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 13" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=13"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-13.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 14" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jewel-is-the-big-winner.php?bfm_index=14"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Jewel%20Boobs/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-jewel-weird-boob-14.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Jewel Boobs 15" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category">Bad Plastic Surgery</category>
            
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            <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:15:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Quickies Redux</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/post_image/post_image-gisele-butt.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><b>Gisele visiting a friend in Sherman Oaks</b> (1/7)<br />
<br />+ Jake Gyllenhaal is yoked [<a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/01/08/jake-gyllenhaal-running/">Just Jared</a>]<br /><br />

+ <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/01/08/nicky-hilton-buys-toilet-paper-of-the-day/" style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="#000000">Celebrities poop, too!</font> [Drunken Stepfather]</a><br />
+ <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/mischa-barton/mischa-barton-posted-bikini-pictures-004296" style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="#000000">Mischa Barton Posted Bikini Pictures</font> [Egotastic!]</a><br />
+ Yurizan Beltran is your afternoon pick-me-up [<a href="http://flisted.com/59958/your-afternoon-pick-me-up-yurizan-beltran/">F-Listed</a>]<br />
+ Mariah Carey's SNL upskirt [<a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/taxi/mariah-carey-snl-panty-upskirt/39189">TaxiDriverMovie</a>]<br /><br />

+ Carrie Underwood has sexy legs [<a href="http://www.popoholic.com/2009/01/08/carrie-underwood-gets-leggy-for-the-people/">Popoholic</a>]<br />
+ Hot girls in football jerseys [<a href="http://www.holytaco.com/holy-taco-tribute-girls-football-jerseys">Holy Taco</a>]<br />
+ Tyra Banks is thick [<a href="http://bossip.com/72221/tyra-banks-is-thicker-than-a-snicker/">Bossip</a>]<br />
+ Jessica Simpson doesn't wash her hair [<a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=10067">Seriously? OMG! WTF?</a>]<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-butt.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-01.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-02.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-03.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-04.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 5" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=5"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-05.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 6" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=6"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-06.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 7" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=7"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-07.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 8" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=8"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-08.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 9" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=9"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-09.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 10" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=10"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-10.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 11" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=11"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-11.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 12" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=12"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-12.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 13" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=13"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-13.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 14" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-10.php?bfm_index=14"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Gisele%20Ass/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-gisele-ass-14.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Gisele Ass 15" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Kate Bosworth probably cheated on her boyfriend</title>
            <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kate-bosworth-probably-cheatin-1.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kate%20Bosworth%20James%20Rouseeau/post_image/post_image-kate-bosworth-james-rousseau.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><b>Kate Bosworth and James Rousseau at The Grove in L.A.</b> (12/18)<br />
<br />If not, she has some serious 'splaining to do about her romantic dinner with director Ryan Kavanaugh last month in Malibu while her boyfriend James Rousseau was in Australia. A witness told the <i>National Enquirer</i>:<br /><blockquote>"Kate and Ryan definitely looked like a couple during their romantic dinner. Ryan leaned over the table and whispered to Kate, and she blushed and giggled. Kate was eating it up -- it was apparent she was enjoying his attention. It took nearly five hours to finish, and they were the last couple to leave the restaurant around 1 a.m." <br /><br />After dinner, a driver dropped off Kate and Ryan at his Malibu home, according to the eyewitness.<small>(Print Edition - 1/12)</small><br /></blockquote>Note to all guys:  If it takes you five hours to close the deal on a sushi dinner date, you're better off getting a hooker.  They're less expensive, you don't have to listen to them talk, and when you're done you can politely show them the door . . . at 55 MPH.
 
 
 
<br /><br /><b>NOTE</b>: Not that you care, but I'm not really a huge fan of Kate Bosworth -- whenever she comes on TV, I hit the mute button.*<br /><br />*And then unbutton my pants and play slow jazz<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kate-bosworth-probably-cheatin-1.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kate%20Bosworth%20James%20Rouseeau/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kate-bosworth-james-rousseau.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kate Bosworth James Rouseeau 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kate-bosworth-probably-cheatin-1.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kate%20Bosworth%20James%20Rouseeau/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kate-bosworth-james-rousseau-01.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kate Bosworth James Rouseeau 2" /></a></li><li><a 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href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kate-bosworth-probably-cheatin-1.php?bfm_index=5"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kate%20Bosworth%20James%20Rouseeau/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kate-bosworth-james-rousseau-05.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kate Bosworth James Rouseeau 6" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kate-bosworth-probably-cheatin-1.php?bfm_index=6"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kate%20Bosworth%20James%20Rouseeau/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kate-bosworth-james-rousseau-06.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kate Bosworth James Rouseeau 7" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kate-bosworth-probably-cheatin-1.php?bfm_index=7"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kate%20Bosworth%20James%20Rouseeau/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kate-bosworth-james-rousseau-07.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kate Bosworth James Rouseeau 8" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kate-bosworth-probably-cheatin-1.php?bfm_index=8"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kate%20Bosworth%20James%20Rouseeau/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kate-bosworth-james-rousseau-08.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kate Bosworth James Rouseeau 9" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kate-bosworth-probably-cheatin-1.php?bfm_index=9"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kate%20Bosworth%20James%20Rouseeau/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kate-bosworth-james-rousseau-09.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kate Bosworth James Rouseeau 10" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kate-bosworth-probably-cheatin-1.php?bfm_index=10"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kate%20Bosworth%20James%20Rouseeau/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-kate-bosworth-james-rousseau-10.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kate Bosworth James Rouseeau 11" /></a></li><li><a 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            <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:02:56 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Is Heidi related to the Rockefellers?</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/post_image/post_image-heidi-old-money.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><b>Heidi Montag leaving the Chanel store in Beverly Hills</b> (1/7)<br />
<br />I'm beginning to think she just might be. Painting Chanel logos on your nails is the kind of classy move you normally associate with old money.<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-old-money.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-01.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-02.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-03.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-04.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 5" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=5"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-05.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 6" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=6"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-06.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 7" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=7"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-07.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 8" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=8"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-08.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 9" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=9"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-09.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 10" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=10"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-10.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 11" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=11"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-11.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 12" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=12"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-12.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 13" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=13"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-13.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 14" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/is-heidi-related-to-the-rockef.php?bfm_index=14"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Heidi%20Montag%20Chanel%20Nails/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-heidi-montag-old-money-14.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Heidi Montag Chanel Nails 15" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category">Heidi Montag</category>
            
            
            <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:51:09 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Kirsten knows how to drive the guys wild</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/post_image/post_image-disheveled-dunst.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><b>Kirsten Dunst leaving Bardot nightclub</b> (12/20)<br /><br />I don't think there's much of an argument that Kirsten Dunst is just about the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood right now. I mean, look at her. WOW. If your loins aren't already hot from that picture above, they're gonna be on fire after reading this little tidbit from the <i>National Enquirer</i>:<br /><blockquote>Somebody get Kirsten Dunst a stylist&nbsp; - fast! The "Spider-Man" start looked like a WRECK when she showed up at Bardot in Hollywood on Dec. 20. No makeup, greasy, unbrushed hair...could it get worse? Her disheveled appearance turned heads as she chain-smoked much of the night. <small>(Print Edition - 1/12)</small><br /></blockquote>
Did anyone else come after reading that article or was it just me? My god, it's like they pulled that thing directly from the pages of <i>Penthouse Forum</i>!<br /><br /><div id="bfm_thumbs_container"><ul class="bfm_thumbs_list"><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 1" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=1"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-01.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 2" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=2"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-02.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 3" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=3"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-03.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 4" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=4"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-04.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 5" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=5"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-05.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 6" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=6"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-06.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 7" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=7"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-07.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 8" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=8"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-08.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 9" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=9"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-09.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 10" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=10"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-10.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 11" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=11"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-11.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 12" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=12"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-12.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 13" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=13"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-13.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 14" /></a></li><li><a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/kirsten-knows-how-the-drive-th.php?bfm_index=14"><img src="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/Kirste%20Dunst%20Disheveled/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-disheveled-dunst-14.jpg" alt="Thumbnail: Kirste Dunst Disheveled 15" /></a></li></ul></div>]]></description>
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                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category">Kirsten Dunst</category>
            
            
            <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
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