Our founding fathers can beat up your founding fathers

July 4th, 2008

4th of July kicks ass
Benjamin Franklin was such a pimp

Happy fourth! Cutting things a little short today to go get drunk and pick a fight with an Englishman. Stay safe. Pace yourself. And remember, I don’t care how good she starts to look after that tenth beer, your cousin is still your cousin.

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2 Comments on “Our founding fathers can beat up your founding fathers”

  1. Renton
    July 5th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    Those guys kicked ass. Ben Franklin nailed every female that was in arms reach.

    Happy 4th!

  2. God Bless America
    July 7th, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    I bleed red, cum white, and shit blue*.

    *The color of my shit depends on what I eat, and I had a lot of blue licorice on the 4Th.

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