Kate Upton is rich, bitch

For the first time in her career, Kate Upton made the Forbes Highest-Earning Models List. According to their estimates, she pulled in $7 million in the past year, good for fifth place. Only $40 million to go to catch Gisele Bundchen, who actually has an ATM machine instead of a vagina. From Forbes:
Kate Upton - $7 million

It's been a very good year for Kate Upton. A newcomer to the highest-earning models list, Upton cashed in on her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covers with a lucrative Bobbi Brown cosmetics contract and Express clothing line signing. Upton was signed after a video of her performing a popular dance known as the "Dougie" at a sports game went viral; she has since landed campaigns for Sam Edelman, David Yurman and Accessorize. Upton, whose curvaceous figure may once have made her an unusual choice for high fashion shoots, has proved her detractors wrong -- the 22-year-old took home an estimated $7 million paycheck before taxes and fees. Her 2014 silver screen debut, The Other Woman, grossed $194 million worldwide.
Gotta hand it to Kate. She parlayed huge tits into million of dollars, which is not an easy feat. Oh wait, yes it is. Huge tits are the winning tickets in the genetic lottery of life. Seriously, if you're reading Celebslam right now, you have huge tits, and you didn't make $7 million last year, you are a failure in life. Get off your lazy ass.

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