Britney Spears looks . . . amazing?

Britney Spears looks amazing

Even though the National Enquirer says she’s gained 30 pounds during her Las Vegas residency, Britney Spears looked fucking amazing while leaving a mall in L.A. on Sunday. I don’t see any visible wrist scarring, so clearly she’s not being chained up between performances. We may be looking at an old fashioned case of diet and exercise here, folks. Jessica Simpson is skinny and Britney Spears has willpower. What the hell is happening to this world? I’m staying inside today so I don’t get struck by lightning.


July 15, 2014 - 5:00 pm