Britney Spears may never leave Vegas
The classic “Britney Spears med-induced haze” face
Britney Spears is loving Las Vegas, and not because of the warm weather. I’m talking about the calories. Sweet, sweet calories. A source tells the National Enquirer that, since her residency at Planet Hollywood began last year, she’s packed on the pounds:
“Britney has gained close to 30 pounds, and she’s got a lot of cellulite on her legs and stomach. To disguise her belly onstage, she wears a one-piece leotard made out of a shaping material for a slimming effect. Skin-colored tights cover her legs during her act, and she also likes to use tanning beds and spray tans to hide her cellulite, but it looks ridiculous.
“Britney isn’t using her home gym, and she’s gorging on junk food. She loves McDonald’s and Taco Bell, and she’s eating tacos, corn bread and fried chicken. She also drinks Cokes and fatty frappuccinos from Starbucks.”
Alain Ducasse, Mario Batali, Joel Robuchon, Pierre Gagnaire, Guy Savoy, Nobu Matsuhisa, Charlie Palmer, Hubert Keller, Gordon Ramsay, Emeril Lagasse, Michael Mina, Tom Colicchio, Todd English, Rick Moonen, Andre Rochat, Wolfgang Puck, Bobby Flay, Jean-Georges Vongerichten, and Jose Andres all have restaurants in Las Vegas and Britney is gorging on McDonald’s and Taco Bell. Britney fucking Spears, everybody. It’d be funny if it wasn’t so damn sad.