Adriana Lima is single
Adriana Lima in St Barts last year
Adriana Lima is officially back on the market. She announced last Friday that she was splitting with her husband of five years, former NBA player Marko Jaric. Anybody have some fireworks I can shoot off into the sky?
“After long and careful consideration, we have decided to separate after five years of marriage. We are grateful to be the parents of two incredible young daughters that we will continue to co-parent. We would greatly appreciate your respect for our family’s privacy as we begin this delicate next chapter for all members of our family.”
Terrible news for Leo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Toni Garrn. She just moved in to Leo’s place in New York and now Adriana Lima is single and on the rebound. And Leo’s penis only needs her to complete the entire Victoria’s Secret Angel set. In other words, you know what’s coming (pun intended): “Hi, this is Manhattan Locksmith & Hardware . . . Yes, Mr DiCaprio, we can do a rush service and get your locks changed in 15 minutes.”