Madonna heading to a pilates class in West Hollywood (1/30)

Great news: Now we can all look like Madonna! She's releasing her own skincare line in Japan. First Fukushima, and now this? Haven't they suffered enough? Via Contact Music:
Pop superstar Madonna has expanded her business empire by launching a skincare range. The Material Girl star teamed up with Japanese cosmetics company Mtg to create MDNA Skin, which is described as an "innovative and revolutionary skin care brand created by Madonna". The collection, which includes a face mask and skin serum, launches in Japan this week.
Of course Madonna should be the face of a line of beauty products, I can't tell you how many times the past few years that a senior citizen has told me that they wished they looked like a character straight out of a Tim Burton opium-induced fever dream. Actually, I can: NO ONE has ever wanted a face like that. EVER. No woman in her right mind has ever said: "Hey, make me look like a more bitchy Hilary Clinton." Well, Barbra Streisand might have, but that's only because her new face came with Bill's dick in the mouth hole. What, 20-year-old political references are too high brow for you?

*15 Madonna pictures total in the gallery:

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