Carol Alt slams Kate Upton

Former supermodel-turned catty bitch Carol Alt slams Kate Upton in the new issue of Galore magazine. "What a coincidence -- I've always wanted to slam Kate Upton, too:
Galore: "What do you think of supermodel, Kate Upton?"
Carol Alt: I think Kate is a product of great media hype. Without Sports Illustrated, I'm not sure she would've made it in the industry as a high fashion model. Because she is more of a large size model. And even if I've seen her in person, and I don't think she's in any way fat or overweight or anything; she's just more large-sized than fashion models are. I think Kate is very good at...hmmmm- how do I put it? She's engaging. She comes to the set prepared to work, in a good mood, engages her client, and she looks at herself as a business. To more expand on that thought, what I'm trying to say is: after she got herself into Sports Illustrated, she wasted no time. She put together a team of people: agents, managers, & publicists that were ready to go, regardless of whether or not she got the cover. They were willing to take the chance. Once she got the cover, she was already in a position to move forward. Of course, the cover was just a fluke because nobody knows who gets the cover. But she looks at herself as a business, and I admire that."
When asked her opinon of Carol Alt, Kate replied, "Sorry, I'm too busy being relevant to comment on her." Right? Please tell me Kate said that. Because fuck Carol Alt.

And now let's look at Kate Upton's tits.

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  • Herman Bumfudle

    #fuck

  • Maria

    Alt is the german word for old.

  • dg101

    I'm sorry...I only know of Carol Alt because Family Guy referenced her in a throw-away gag.

  • Nudgie

    You have to remember - Carol was one of the very first supermodels to have a keyboard key named after her. THAT is way more important than an SI cover. She will live FOREVER.

  • DavidH

    Jealous much, Carol Alt you f*ing old b*tch

  • theoneandonly

    Carol alt was a great supermodel of the 80s and had numerous ads/campaigns/eds. She can throw shade at Kate if she wants.

  • DavidH

    I get that Carol was a great supermodel, with a big stress in WAS.

    Now she's old and way pass her prime, talking sh*t about Kate makes look her like a sour grape b*tch.

    I think Kate is great and it's not like she only did Sports Illustrated, she was the face of Guess for example and she was in the cover of Vanity Fair too


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