Chrissy Teigen is awesome

Chrissy Teigen is no fan of bondage -- she made it through exactly two pages of Fifty Shades of Grey ("Annnnd I'm done") and then buried the book on the beach. She tweeted:

So the book that's been making supermodels soak every first class seat from United Airways to Air Egypt for the last couple of years isn't good enough for prim and proper Chrissy? Not only is the book beneath her, but she goes to the trouble of burying it in the sand like some sort of Nazi house cat (no offense intended to Nazis or their cats). Chrissy lives by the motto "ut in me EXSILIO CXL litteris vel cum humero abscissam," which translated from Latin means: "make me squirt in under 140 characters or bust." A sad state of affairs I blame social media for, but clear evidence that John Legend has the greatest game of all time.

*15 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 1
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 2
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 3
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 4
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 5
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 6
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 7
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 8
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  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 10
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 11
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 12
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 13
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 14
  • Chrissy Teigen Fifty Shades 15

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