Britney Spears watching her son Jayden play soccer in Woodland Hills (11/2)

Britney Spears wants another baby, you say? Another tiny human being to raise, nurture, and mold in her own image? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? Somebody get CPS on speed dial. From the National Enquirer:
A thrilled Britney Spears has said "I do" to beau David Lucado's marriage proposal -- and now she's planning a secret wedding in Hawaii, say sources. "Britney is head over heels in love again and wants to marry soon after the new year," revealed a family insider.

"Britney is ready to marry again and have more children," revealed the source. "She's dying to have a little girl and she's certain she's found the right man this time. This is the first time she's let a man actually propose to her. In her other two marriages, she proposed to them. "Now she's busy making elaborate plans for a Hawaiian wedding and favors Maui, where she's had many wonderful times." (Print Edition - 12/16)
EXCELLENT ***while rubbing hands together*** I always knew that Britney had it in her to turn up the volume on her crazy meter. OF COURSE she's marrying her boyfriend of just a few months. OF COURSE she'll let this destroy her big Vegas show. OF COURSE she won't have her new future ex-husband sign a prenup. And OF COURSE she'll crap out more kids and end up paying yet another loser a shit-ton of alimony and child support. I'm so excited, my nipples could cut glass right now. I don't know how Britney's gonna top the K-Fed debacle, but I have faith that she's fall flat on her face for God and his Saints to see -- it just might take some doing because she has an army of custodians trying to keep her from doing what comes naturally to her. I'd hate to jump the gun, but hide the hair clippers because it looks like kooky Britney's back for Summer '14, bitches.

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