Jessica Simpson leaving Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills (10/31)

Jessica Simpson didn't exactly get into the Halloween spirit this year, as you can see from these pictures of her leaving Mastro's Steakhouse last week. Oh wait, never mind. She's dressed as a woman unable to hold a conversation so she pushes her tits way up so you get distracted and forget to ask her her thoughts on Syria. Nailed it.

*17 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 1
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 2
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 3
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 4
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 5
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 6
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 7
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 8
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 9
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 10
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 11
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 12
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 13
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 14
  • Jessica Simpson Black Dress Cleavage 15
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  • Ben's Dad

    With boobs like that, who needs conversation?

  • Bronco Billy

    Very sexy MILF.


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