Maria Menounos wants women to hate her

Maria Menounos says she maintains her smoking hot bikini body by not dieting and rarely working out. "You bitch," said every woman in America. She tells Life & Style:
"Diets are confining. I don't count calories. I just try to eat as many fruits and vegetables as I can, stuff from the ground." What else is the star saying about diets? They don't work! "The secret is looking at it as a health thing and not a skinny thing." Maria is not the only one saying no to fad diets; A-listers Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Hilary Duff, Selma Blair and Isla Fisher are all loading up on clean produce that's tasty and trimming.

She also spoke to the mag about her relaxed exercise mantra. "I do work out. But it's random. I might go to the gym twice a week and then I won't see it for another couple months."
Fat. You're all fat animals with no self control. Hey, that's not me saying it, it's Maria -- she just sugarcoats it so you ladies can swallow and smile (of course that much sugar could possibly lead to diabetes, so consider losing some weight). She also claims to not work out, so apparently her metabolism is off the charts, while yours dwells somewhere between Melissa McCarthy and the now extinct Giant Ground Sloth. Look, Maria Menounos is better than you, so just shut your mouths and keep pretending to be her while you three-finger yourselves watching her on Extra.

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[FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News]
  • Brad

    Yesterday, we learned that she had some sort of debilitating infectious disease that keeps her slender and will cause her to die at young age.


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