Angelina Jolie leaving David Jones department store in Sydney, Australia (9/26)

The Presidential Suite at the InterContinental Hong Kong may be $12k/night, but does it come with free semen on the bedspread and a Bible in the nightstand? Gimme the Holiday Inn any day of the week. From Life & Style:
Life & Style has learned that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent $12,468 a night on the Presidential Suite of China's five-star InterContinental Hong Kong hotel for a recent three-day stay. The 7,000-square-foot pad boasts five bedrooms, a living room with floor-to-ceiling windows, kitchenette, private study, gym and 24-hour personal butler service for those late-night requests!

Despite the A-list amenities, Brad, 49, and Angelina, 38, didn't stay holed up. "Brad stopped into a Chinese coffee shop called Maxims for tea while Angie went shopping with the kids," an eyewitness tells the new issue of Life & Style, on stands now. "They all looked like they were having a great time."
This isn't a story. Of course Brad and Angie had a good time in Communist China. While the great unwashed get herded into tourist traps like Disney World and running the pickpocket's gauntlet we lovingly call Times Square, we one percenters are taking holidays in countries with abysmal human rights records -- because we can, bitches. Sure, the Chinese might have a billion citizens living under the poverty line, but classy peeps like the Pitt-Jolies and myself don't ever come within 10 miles of them due to our government-provided security details. Think of us next time you're corralling that giant waterbug out of your $20-a-night motel room. We'll probably be in some Congolese or Cuban 5 star hotel, eating hors d'oeuvres made from baby seal earlobes.  

*5 Angelina Jolie pictures total in the gallery:

  • Brad Angelina Presidential Suite 1
  • Brad Angelina Presidential Suite 2
  • Brad Angelina Presidential Suite 3
  • Brad Angelina Presidential Suite 4
  • Brad Angelina Presidential Suite 5
[INF Pictures, WENN]

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