Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is single

Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley walking back to their hotel in London (8/16)

The Daily Mail says Jason Statham and his supermodel girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whitely are “taking a break,” but we all know what that means. He’s already banging another supermodel. Hell, he’s probably in another supermodel right now. Hmmm, where’s Miranda Kerr? A source told the paper:

“There is no other person involved. They love each other very much and are not making an announcement because they’re still hoping to working things out. But things have not been good, there have been lots of arguments and they both need some space. They are taking some time out from each other. Bear in mind there’s an almost 20 year age gap between them – they are going to run into some issues.”

Yes, I know Rosie is hot, but this isn’t some random English limpdick we’re talking about (looking right at you, Brand), this is Jason “Bad-Ass Motherfucker” Statham (aka “the guy who should have played Wolverine”). Did you see him in Revolver, or Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels? He earned his hall pass a long time ago, my friends, What’s RHW done in her career besides cause me to shoot DNA evidence all over the place? Yeah, she was in that God-awful Transformers movie, but then what? She’s been Jason’s arm candy ever since. Clearly this “story” is just a press release typed up and rushed into circulation by Rosie’s people, because this “break-up” is her way of seeing things while retaining a shred of dignity. Jason’s version is much cleaner and to the point: “Cab fare is on the nightstand, honey, close the door on your way out.”

[FameFlynet]

September 4, 2013 - 10:45 am