Miley Cyrus out and about in London (9/11)

Look, just look at this headline picture of Miley Cyrus and tell me she's not the product of some redneck cousins that fucked a few branches down in her family tree. From Contact Music:
Miley Cyrus is retiring her tongue. The pop starlet is famed for sticking out her tongue in photos and on stage, but is getting bored with striking a rock 'n' roll pose and is planning to come up with a new look.

Speaking on French TV show 'Le Grand Journal', she said: "It's the new Miley tongue. I think people always take pictures of themselves and me doing it is just being myself so it's kind of like my style now ... [But] that's getting a little old. I'm going to have to retire it!"
Yeah, everybody is pretty sick of her stupid tongue. Miley sticking her tongue all the way out like that isn't edgy, or outrageous, or even mildly perturbing, it's lame. The only person I can think of who would find her constant tongue-wagging offensive is Eddie Van Halen, but there's no need to go there. If Miley wants to be remembered, I recommend she do something that no pop star can currently do -- learn to carry a goddamn note. I mean, come on. At the VMAs, I wasn't sure if Miley Cyrus was actually singing with Robin Thicke, Jr. or if someone dubbed a track of an elephant getting fisted by a drunk poacher.

*25 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Cyrus Inbred Face
  • Miley Cyrus Furry Sweater
  • Miley Cyrus Plaid Top
  • Miley Cyrus Fuck Me Boots
  • Miley Cyrus Sexy Boots
  • Miley Cyrus Faux Hawk
  • Miley Cyrus Fuck Me Heels
  • Miley Cyrus in High Heels
  • Miley Cyrus Red Lipstick
  • Miley Cyrus Thigh High Boots
  • Miley Cyrus Crazy in London
  • Miley Cyrus Boy Cut
  • Miley Cyrus Stiletto Heels
  • Miley Cyrus Short Skirt
  • Miley Cyrus Hooker Boots
  • Miley Cyrus Dressed Like a Prostitute
  • Miley Cyrus Copying Lady Gaga
  • Miley Cyrus Hooker Boots
  • Fuck Me Shoes Miley Cyrus
  • Miley Cyrus Shaved Head
  • Miley Cyrus Dress Slit
  • Miley Cyrus Louboutin Boots
  • Miley Cyrus Needs a Tan
  • Miley Cyrus Knee High Boots
  • Fuck Me Boots Miley Cyrus
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  • Sister Magdeline

    If she does, 37 lesbians will be very disappointed.

  • Acemeister79

    Absolutely inbred. What an ugly little horsefaced skag!


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