Kim Kardashian wants more plastic surgery

I was wondering when we'd see the first "Kim Kardashian wants plastic surgery because pregnancy destroyed her body" story. Finally, it has arrived. A source told Britain's Closer magazine
"Kim's main concern is her boobs. They went up to an F-cup during her pregnancy, which is twice the size they were before, and she thinks they look droopy. She's already set up a few consultations and is looking into non-invasive lipo on her tummy and love handles. Kanye freaks out about plastic surgery, he told her she's beautiful and doesn't need anything done."
I agree with Kim, she's been looking pretty grotesque lately. Hey, since Kim will be sedated and won't be able to reject anything, I recommend she finally get that soul implant she's been putting off since the late '90s. That being said, I'm not so sure that Kanye will be terribly upset if something goes "amiss" while Kim is getting that triple-bacon-pulled-pork-four-patty-chili-cheeseburger vacuumed out of her ginormous fake dumper. My guess is that Kanye's mourning stage will end sometime in between him dropping baby North off at his grandma's house to be "raised" (i.e. exploited) and him walking into the champagne room at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas.

*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Kim Kardashian Plastic Surgery
  • Kim Kardashian Tits Surgery
  • Kim Kardashian Surgery on Breasts
  • Kim Kardashian Top Heavy
  • Kim Kardashian Boob Lift
  • Kim Kardashian Surgery on Bust
  • Kim Kardashian Breast Lift
  • Kim Kardashian Surgery on Boobs
  • Kim Kardashian Bust Size

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