Something about Kate Upton's delicious tits brings out the worst rage in 14-year-old virgins and closeted gays:) You guys know you don't HAVE to like women, right? It's 2013. Let your freak flags fly.
weird....except for her teets
Riiiight. In a fashion industry where the average models look like lanky boys with lantern jaws, chests flat as a cardboard and spindly legs that curve away from each other like you'd see on someone with polio, Kate is the one with the "weird" figure! I love what the sexually confused yahoos tell themselves to feel normal.
Compared to the morphology of the average American, she is quite fit I might say.
Lower 1/2 of a 30 year old man. No hips and a guy rear. And an ugly dancer. Lucky for her she's got a nice rack.
Another one who doesn't know it's fake?
What you said applies to every single model out there, except they have smaller breasts than a boy and their entire rib cage shows like they just escaped from Auschwitz. I wish Kate had a bigger butt to complement those awesome tits, but I'll still take her over the standard anorexic any day.
Actually she has a spongebob squarepants body - she looks good here because you can't see the weird straight shape she has while vertical. If you google "kate upton spongebob squarepants" you'll see. Then you will know.
Don't care what anybody else thinks, I think she is very, very beautiful. She has a great figure.
Kate Upton threads always attract the hordes of jealous chicks and gay trolls.
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