Gwyneth Paltrow owns a *gasp* deep fryer

I'm really worried about Gwyneth Paltrow. She still smokes cigarettes, she's cutting off school buses, and now she admits that she own a deep fryer. She's becoming a pariah in the British uppity bitch community. She tells the new issue of Tatler:
"People are always surprised that I have a deep-fat fryer. It's hidden away in the kitchen counter and makes the most incredible French fries."
I hope you noticed how nonchalantly Gwyneth admitted to being mouth-breathing, potato-frying trailer trash, because I sure did. The irony is delicious because had this been pre-Iron Man Gwyneth, she would have been the first to look down on the great unwashed masses for even eating french fries, let alone making their own in a deep fryer. Awesome, not only am I looking forward to Gwyn's eventual admission of addictions to chewing tobacco, graffiti, and German scheisse porn, I'm looking forward to her telling us that we suck for not being addicted to chewing tobacco, graffiti, and German scheisse porn.

*15 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow Snotty
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Fried Food
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Bitchy
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Catty
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Snooty
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Full Of Herself
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Natural Blonde
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Hair Color
  • Gwyneth Paltrow White Dress
  • Gwyneth Paltrow All White
  • Priviliged Gwyneth Paltrow
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Life of Privilige
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Holding Award
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Hard Nipples
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Profile Picture
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  • Gederix

    Ok so Paltro hate aside, how does owning a deep fryer equate to being mouth-breathing potato-frying trailer trash? As far as I can tell the only identifiable 'mouth-breather' in that article is the author.

  • col. sanders

    I bet it looks like this

  • master yoda

    ugh, creepy pasty ghost.

  • Paul

    Of course she has a fryer. Among her other talents, she is a renown chef. Our Gwyn is beautiful, highly intelligent and talented.


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