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Gwyneth Paltrow cut off a school bus

While picking her kids up from school in L.A. last week with husband Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow darted out in front of a school bus on her Vespa, causing it to slam its brakes on and probably giving its driver a near heart attack. In other words, she put her child's life at risk so she wouldn't have to wait an extra two seconds until the bus passed. Hmmm, and she wonders why no one likes her?

BTW, in case you missed that little detail in the first sentence/video, GWYNETH PALTROW AND HER HUSBAND PICK THEIR KIDS UP FROM SCHOOL ON FUCKING VESPAS. Seriously, fuck these hipsters. She was probably in a rush to get home to make her own butter.



  • Sassy Princess

    *gasps!* luckily the bus stopped for her...

  • Nigel

    What do you mean?? The whole world really likes Gwyn. In Britain, she is a living Icon of all that is good and proper about Americans. We just hope to keep her forever.


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