Gwyneth Paltrow at East Hampton Library's Authors Night 2013 (8/12)

Gwyneth Paltrow tells the fashion website Refinery29 that she would probably forgive husband Chris Martin if he cheated on her. Oh yeah, I'm sure she would. Unless the mistress was poor or *gasp* Republican. Via the Daily Mail:
"I think that if the idea of being committed to someone is important to you, you begin to value certain parts of your social life over another. No couple is the same, and as such, every couple takes on different challenges. I would like to think that I would be forgiving and/or forgiven, but I can't give an honest answer as I haven't really experienced that. I think it would be hard for me to be one of those wives who finds out there's been something going on behind my back 20 years in. I'd imagine you'd begin to question your life. It would definitely make things harder, but I believe that if there's authenticity and honesty right off the bat, things will be okay."
So there it is, for all the mouth-breathers to see. The reason why Gwyneth campaigned to win the title of the World's Most Beautiful Woman wasn't to enrich our pathetic, ham-and-egger lives -- it was to show Chris Martin that someone might consider banging her on the side, too. There are so many women (but mainly men) who are into Chris' shitty U2 ripoff band that he can hump and dump fans the same way Katherine Heigl humps and dumps chances in Hollywood. I see it so clearly now -- Gwyneth is more insecure than the Mexican border.

*15 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Hamptons Pics
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Cheater
  • Chris Martin Infidelity
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Infidelity
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Bareface Pics
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating Comments
  • Gwyneth Paltrow in East Hampton
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Makeupless
  • Chris Martin Cheater
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Book Signing
  • Chris Martin Cheating Comments
  • Chris Martin Cheating
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Sun Damage
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Gross Face
  • Blaine

    I is unimaginable the Gwyn or her husband would in any way be associated with an evil twisted republican. They would sooner associate with pygmy cannibals. There would be less stigma attached.

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