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Pat Robertson claims the gay cabal is out to murder us

While filming his TV show The 700 Club on Tuesday (TiVo Season Pass, baby!), Pat Robertson actually made the claim that the gays in San Francisco are wearing specially-designed rings to cut your evil straight hand and give you AIDS:
"You know what they do in San Francisco, some in the gay community there, they want to get people, so if they got the stuff they'll have a ring, you shake hands, and the ring's got a little thing where you cut your finger," Robertson states during the taping.

"Really?" his co-host, Terry Meeuwsen, asked in alarm.

"Yeah, really. It's that kind of vicious stuff, which would be the equivalent of murder," Roberts went on. "But anyhow."
The segment was cut from the broadcast version of the show, but here it is because the internet is fucking awesome. The internet, Pat. It's that computer monitor in the basement your grandkids jerk off to. To liberal porn, Pat. Where men and women and sometimes another man and sometimes even another man have sex without the intent to procreate. And it's all your fault. You're not strict enough with them, Pat. You've let Jesus down.

 

  • namers

    He's still alive?

  • million dollar fairy

    well in SF cut or uncut is a big deal now bend over Pat me boy

  • Bull

    Given how crazy they are in San Fransicko, he just may be right.


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