Lindsay Lohan nude in The Canyons

A few preview clips were just released of Lindsay Lohan's new film The Canyons, and it's much worse than I was expecting. It's basically soft core porn, equivalent to something you'd see on Cinemax at midnight. There's Lindsay taking a shower, having a foursome, making out with a girl, and boobs. Lots and lots of boobs. I don't see how Lindsay can even call herself an actress after this film. I'm closer to being a middle-aged African American woman than Lindsay is to being an actress, and I do not have anywhere near the sass to pull that off.

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  • Rami Merhi

    She is definitely a piece of T AND A and any guy who would not bang her is gay.. Fake or not other girls are just jealous.. She might well show her beauty in her youth ..every man loves her.. Body atleast

  • Jerseysmelltours

    Can you say Rami Merthi comes out from a very deep, dark, lonely, lonely, oh did I say lonely. gay closet, only to find he wants to go back....she's very gnarly, bad teeth(I know who needs them), freckles on top of freckles, a pale sickly white(you might call it pallid, I call it death shade)so yeah she's "hot" from STD fever...enjoy. and make sure to buy a copy of the movie you deserve it...

  • Andrew Clayterman

    Too bad you cant appreciate a real redhead.. or any woman for that matter.. have fun at the bathhouses and truck stop restrooms.

  • Jerseysmelltours

    Dude! Hey longtime? You really seem to know a bit about bath-houses and truck-stop restrooms? Wow now I can guess why you want to double wrap. Try triple. Truck stop rest-rooms??? Really, Wow! See I don't expect you'd meet any heterosexual young women(hookers?) Hanging about their but hey you are the women's man(in your own demented fantasy imagination) so enjoy....

  • Bob Kroening

    I still liked her better in "The Parent Trap"

  • cage1

    I click on the image like it says and the damn stars are still there.

  • Jerseysmelltours

    It may not be worth all that bother?

  • bill klinton

    click on the star pic a second time and tada! or should i say tata!

  • Andrew Clayterman

    i'd double wrap and hit it hard..

  • Jerseysmelltours

    In a limp little way that say's "It's you". Double-wrap for her sake or yours...or just to try and put your duck over the micro-meter length? Enjoy you ladies' man you?

  • Mario Canseco

    She is a Hottie I would love to bang her, would lick her from head to toes

  • cage1

    She is ugly as fuck just like Miley Cyrus and Beyonce.

  • Jerseysmelltours

    I know she's desperate and for good reason, why all these flea-bitten half-wits, howl after her and claim :"she's hot", "awesome tits" how hard-up are they? I guess if you were a dumb-ass's first crush and he wanged-off to her photo thousands and thousands of times(this week)he will always see her as "hot"

  • Andrew Clayterman

    If you'd ever been laid you know why she's hot.. but a fat ugly gaywad like you wouldnt know anything about women.

  • Jerseysmelltours

    Are you writing from the joint? San Quentin? I adore a women's man who's not afraid to be more than just that...Cause we all know there is no place you get more hot women than on-line arguing with half-wits like you and I

  • Bjorn7

    Gotta love those sexy tits

  • Tröels

    "I don't see how Lindsay can even call herself an actress after this film." Relax, take a deep breath and when you're done - try to get a real job, where you don't judge people you hardly know anything about in lame articles like this :)

  • Jerseysmelltours

    She really seemed to have a very bright and financially secure Hollywood future? I guess it has a lot to do with her genes? Her Dad is a bit of a boozer and her Mom, what can you say? Coming from parents who displayed problems with addictions and decision making dilemmas she makes it big in Hollywood. Did she have a chance? The parents had their fifteen minutes in the sun.

  • kevin kelly

    Desperate times call for desperate measurements.

  • me

    BFD, who hasn't seen those?

  • tkell31

    Well she cant act so if she can make money showing her boobs on screen good for her.

  • Jerseysmelltours

    It's kept Jenny McCarthy in the media for decades.

  • Jessica Simpson

    False Eyelashes in the shower??? And fake hair and breasts too.

  • poobah69

    Her implants are making her tits sag and one of them is hanging lower than the other. She is real saggy for a woman her age. Yeech!

  • Jerseysmelltours

    I thought it was me what are all these dim witted perv's seeing when they look at her awful breast? Keep them...Please.

  • Nicholas

    In fairness, you can write the same article about any Julianne Moore or Kate Winslet movie, particularly since you're only basing this on a "few preview clips."

  • Jerseysmelltours

    What? Why? They are actresses who are red-heads whom took their clothes off for some film work. How do you get to your comparison from there?

  • jck747

    Don't know how they'll look in 10 years, but those tits are awesome...

  • Richie Mariano

    I see just as much waiting in line at the ATM .

  • Andrew Clayterman

    put your shirt back on , fat boy.. your grossing out the other customers!

  • Jerseysmelltours

    Undressing (I didn't take my shirt off anywhere around this sordid, little lady so you must have played some part in "getting it off"'you love that term') me with your imagination? I'll bet you do that a lot with many of your male friends(not that there's anything wrong with that)and who are these "customers" you speak of? Just old habits die hard, right? You crazy-ass "lady's men" are so wild(and very conflicted)

  • Jerseysmelltours

    Without all those(and I do mean "all")freckles...AGH...

  • Anjus Gedoi Frejoi

    I would wait in line any day to be the "M" to her "A" in --any-- ATM scene with Lindsay! (Of course, I'd rather be the "C" to her "C", but that's a later stage of her career!... :-P)

  • Jerseysmelltours

    Poor troll you..

  • Cecil B. DeSheen

    I count 44 yellow stars so this must be an Oscar contender and the shower scene was in filmed in Tiger's Milk and shot in Chuckyvision so its WINNING!!!!!!!!! and the tits ain't bad either

  • goosecannons

    lol she's a total slut. what a whore.

  • Andrew Clayterman

    no.. shes topless.. then comes the bottomless and topless.. then a porn career.. then possibly shes a slut.

  • Crazy_Hater

    Ya can't argue with those two pieces of evidence. I wouldn't mind weighing in the evidence myself just to make sure there's no irregularities.

  • Erik Colquitt

    The Circle is Now Complete.
    Darth Vader- Star Wars 1977.

  • MrSatyre

    That God she's finally found her calling in life.


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