Katy Perry leaving The Lion in New York (8/12)

Is John Mayer propopsing to Katy Perry? If you believe anonymous internet sources -- and why wouldn't you? -- then yes, yes he is. From Life & Style:
"John has been asking Katy's friends tons of questions, like what kind of engagement ring she would want and what the best way to propose would be," a source says. "They've been so serious about each other ever since they got back together [in June]."

John hasn't decided on all the details just yet, but according to the source, he will by the end of the year. "John wants to do something special, probably around the holidays," says the source. "There are a lot of options on the table. Nothing is ruled out. It could happen on a romantic getaway or during a family dinner."
Um, oh boy, this is awkward. I hate to break it to Katy since I feel indebted to her for about 1,000 pleasant erections I've achieved over the years, but John Mayer isn't marrying her or anyone anytime soon. It's a dick move all us players do. It shuts clingy bitches up faster than a Chris Brown haymaker to the ovaries. Does that bother you girls? I'm sorry, will you marry me? Psych! See how well it works? LOL, dumb broads.

*15 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Mayer Katy Perry Marriage
  • Katy Perry Engagement Ring
  • Katy Perry Sexy Skirt
  • John Mayer Katy Perry Proposal
  • John Mayer Katy Perry Engagement Ring
  • Katy Perry NYC Clubbing
  • Katy Perry Short Skirt
  • Katy Perry New York State of Mind
  • Katy Perry BlackBoots
  • Katy Perry Feather Shirt
  • Katy Perry Leggy
  • Katy Perry Stems
  • Katy Perry Leather Skirt
  • Katy Perry Pins
  • Katy Perry Gams

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