Matthew Perry departing on a flight at LAX airport (8/9)

If anyone has seen Matthew Perry's neck, please contact the LAPD at (877) 275-5273. My understanding is that Matthew is offering a generous reward for its safe return . . . okay I lied, he's offering pizza.

*10 Matthew Perry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Matthew Perry Michael Moore Lookalike
  • Matthew Perry Fat
  • Weight Gain Matthew Perry
  • Matthew Perry Chubby
  • Fatty Matthew Perry
  • Matthew Perry Big
  • Fat Matthew Perry
  • Chubby Matthew Perry
  • Big Matthew Perry
  • Matthew Perry Weight Gain
  • Person

    ok this is pathetic. dont you people have anything else todo that meddle into peoples lives? GET A DAMN LIFE.HE IS A HERO. HE SAVES PEOPLES LIVES. before writing crap like this, you should at least know what you are talking about.

  • Dean

    It's not his neck that's missing,it's his chin!

  • MacKenzie Hawkins

    He looks similar to Michael Moore, the socialist,oops, I meant liberal movie director.

  • McFroggy


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