Justin Bieber bans Selena Gomez

Even though his rep is saying it's a fake (it's not), TMZ managed to get their corporate hands on a rider for a photoshoot Justin Bieber did earlier this year. Among his demands are a shitload of snacks (puff, puff, pass homie), that no one is allowed to speak to him, and that no Selena Gomez music be played near him. Dude, your pubic hair just grew in. Settle the fuck down.
TMZ has obtained a rider from a Bieber photo shoot earlier this month, and other restrictions include NO cell phones and NO autographs whatsoever, which are actually pretty common demands.

But Bieber also has a laundry list of food demands on set -- including herbal teas, a deli platter, a veggie platter, a large pack of Swedish Fish, Ritz Bits Peanut Butter Sandwiches, Ritz Bitz Cheese Sandwiches, and 2 large packs of Haribo cola gummies.

Just remember: "No Selena Music on set."
I'll go ahead and assume that being on a douche spiral must be fun, because Justin just can't seem to get out of it. Geez, his rider is so douchey that it makes P. Diddy cringe with embarrassment -- and he brought dorky "white parties" into the mainstream. Ritz crackers, gummy bears, soda pop, butt plugs . . . oops -- those weren't supposed to be on the public rider -- but no Selena music. So what happens when some silly goose puts on that shitty Come & Get It song? My educated guess is that you'll find Justin hiding in a closet, gently sobbing, while having one of his bodyguards give him an herbal tea enema . . . I believe that's referred to as "The John Travolta" on Urban Dictionary.

*15 Selena Gomez pictures total in the gallery:

  • Selena Gomez Screaming
  • Selena Gomez Singing
  • Selena Gomez Slutty Dress
  • Selena Gomez Red Lipstick
  • Bieber Bans Gomez
  • Selena Gomez Pointing
  • Selena Gomez Grabbing Hair
  • Selena Gomez BJ Mouth
  • Selena Gomez Showing Leg
  • Selena Gomez Punch
  • Justin Bieber Concert Rider
  • Justin Bieber Bans Selenas Music
  • No Selena Gomez Music
  • Selena Gomez Showing Some Skin
  • Justin Selena Fighting
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  • JCR

    No, he meant Selena, the Latin singer who was murdered in 1995. He just gets too emotional thinking about what could have been.

  • JB The Great

    It's true that Selena has to open really really wide to take even part of Justin's mighty man member.

  • Jilly

    Justin is just taking the advice of his Fan Club. Keep that pox ridden hag far far away from him.

  • senorita gomez

    you should see the look on Justin's face [see photo] when Selena holds that microphone that way and he makes a little mess in his pampers


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