Shakira almost got a boob job
Shakira at a photo exhibition for Jaume de Laiguana in Barcelona (2/28)
Shakira was *this* close to getting a boob job a few years ago because her breasts were too small and humble. She told In Touch Weekly:
“A few years ago, I considered surgery, breast augmentation and all kinds of things: ‘Maybe my eyebrows should be higher. Maybe my lips should be bigger.’ It was really making me bitter.”
So did the Colombian crooner, 36, go through with any of it? “Eventually I said, ‘Forget it,’ and started accepting myself the way I am,” she tells the mag.
I can’t really blame Shakira for wanting bigger tits because women who have big tits get away with more shit. There, I said it. It’s one of nature’s rules and if we’re being totally honest, it’s the real reason why women get boob jobs. Think about it, Kim Kardashian is even more worthless than Paris Hilton, but every single one of you fans (myself included) didn’t notice this for years because Kim has her D-cup criticism deflectors, while Paris gets criticism shot all over her back, chest, face, and hair. That being said, rules are meant to be broken as long as the rule breaker looks like Shakira. Can she sing? Nah. Can she dance? Not particularly, but she has the “it” factor. Now, I don’t know what the “it” is, but if you have zipper marks on your pee pee, then you know what I’m talking about.