Kate Upton on the set of the The Other Woman in New York (5/1)

Is Kate Upton secretly a Kardashian or something? From the New York Post:
After Kate Upton was spotted dancing till the wee hours Wednesday night with LA Clippers star Blake Griffin, she hung with Chicago Bulls' big man Carlos Boozer and the Brooklyn Nets' Jerry Stackhouse on Thursday night. The three were in a private room at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club watching Game 7 of the NBA finals.
Good Lord, does Kate have a bet going with Team KKKardashian, or are her daddy issues bubbling to the surface? Hey look, it's 2013. Dudes are marrying dudes, cats and dogs are living together, and I'll be damned, women are allowed to hold jobs (I don't get that one either), so this complaint isn't what you guys think it is. Despite Paula Deen's objections (even though she had Lamar Odom on her fantasy waitstaff team), the Kardashians single-handedly made dating the entire NBA mainstream. My problem is that by the time the NBA is finished with Kate and she gets down to my level, there won't be enough vinegar in Italy to tighten up the taco enough for me to touch both sides, and I'm very well hung (just ask my priest).

*25 Kate Upton movie set pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kate Upton Big Boobs
  • Kate Upton Dating Blake Griffin
  • Kate Upton Huge Boobs
  • Kate Upton Nice Boobs
  • Blake Griffin Kate Upton Hookup
  • Kate Upton Large Boobs
  • Kate Upton Fake Boobs
  • Kate Upton Big Tits
  • Kate Upton Tight Red Shirt
  • Kate Upton Huge Tits
  • Kate Upton Nice Tits
  • Kate Upton Short Shorts
  • Kate Upton Large Tits
  • Kate Upton Fake Tits
  • Kate Upton Big Breasts
  • Kate Upton Huge Breasts
  • Kate Upton Nice Breasts
  • Kate Upton Large Breasts
  • Kate Upton Fake Breasts
  • Kate Upton Listening to iPod
  • Kate Upton iPod Music
  • Kate Upton Sexy Strut
  • Kate Upton Apple iPod
  • Kate Upton Earbuds
  • Does Kate Upton have implants
[FameFlynet, WENN, INF Pictures]
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    floppy engorged tits bursting out of her bra, a wide, short, frumpy, shapeless torso, flat ass, horribly undefined chicken legs. model? if her face weren't cute.. holy shit


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