Kanye West and Kim Kardashian in Paris (4/30)

Bruce Jenner and his Brody Jenner revealed to Extra last week that the Jenner-Kardashian family compound is pretty much like Chernobyl to Kanye West.
"Extra's" Maria Menounos caught up with Brody and dad Bruce at The Grove, where Brody explained that he hasn't bonded with the rapper because "I've never met him."

Bruce added, "Actually, I have only met him once... Yeah he's not around, he was in Paris the whole time writing, and he just hasn't been around."
So exactly how many talentless, fame-leeching, attention whores does Kanye need to support? Between Ray J's toilet, Kim's sisters, his evil pseudo-step momager, and the Team KKK second unit, Kanye's waning popularity can't support them all. Also, I have news for Bruce and Brody: Kanye doesn't want Kim in his life, either. Do you think he really needed to move halfway around the world to write shitty lyrics? He could have done that here, but then Kanye would have to deal with fatso and the rest of those shameless cartoon characters. Just look at how he's behaved the last few months. Jay-Z looks downright giddy compared to Kanye these days.

Oh, and before I forget, is it possible that Maria Menounos is getting hotter, or is standing next to the petrified carcass of Bruce Jenner causing some sort of optical illusion?

*30 Kim and Kanye pictures total in the gallery:

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  • tarafied

    Wow what a bunch of assholes. Say what you will about the Kardashians but she's fucking pregnant. She looks like a normal pregnant person. You guys are chauvinistic assholes.

  • AnitaC24

    Notice how few, if any, shots of her azz have been taken!! That rear view was be hideous -- lumpy, loose and gigantic!

  • Agent Michael Scarn

    So what you're saying with this headline is that Kanye is just like every other person in the world with a TV?

  • Herman Bumfudle

    hi beautiful. looks like you ate a watermelon. you are so beautiful #funnytoo

  • The Oracle Knows

    All levity aside. This baby will likely follow in the footsteps of another great American, who represents all that is good of two races, and grow up to become president, just like our own Dear Leader.

  • Vloggerazzi

    You put a white hat on Kim and she'd look like a Ketchup bottle.

  • Jezzer

    That picture's enough to make me swear off radishes for the rest of my life.

  • barack dui

    read between the lines, this baby maybe WHITE, oh the horror of it all if its true

  • The Oracle Knows

    Pregnancy is very becoming to Kim. The more her pregnancy advances the more erotic, sexy and hot she looks. The world can only hope that about the time she hits eight and a half months, she will do series of nudes We are waiting.

  • Jezzer

    That is either the best sarcasm ever or the best psychotic break ever. Either way, kudos.


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