Christie Brinkley says no Playboy

Even though she's still pretty good-looking and would certainly make a Top 100 MILFs list, Christie Brinkley is ruling out ever appearing in Playboy. Well la di da Miss High Society. From the New York Post:
Christie Brinkley is happy to pose in a bikini at 59 but not for every magazine. The model, who looks great in a swimsuit in Social Life, was taken aback when a guest at a Water Mill bash asked if she'd be willing to pose for Playboy. A spy reports, "Christie said, 'No, because it would embarrass my children.' "
Aw, come on. Why is Christie being so shy? Showing full bush is all the rage these days, so every gal who is or ever once was a supermodel should partake. I can understand why a regular soccer mom wouldn't want to bring shame to the family, but this is Christie Brinkley we're talking about. The shame defense went out the window when she started selling overpriced exercise equipment with Chick Norris. Come on, CB, do it and prove everyone wrong. Show your frenemies that you're not completely washed up and over the hill. Don't let that Helen Mirren pull your punk card at the next fancy schmancy Hampton's soiree again.

*11 Christie Brinkley pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christie Brinkley Playboy 1
  • Christie Brinkley Playboy 2
  • Christie Brinkley Playboy 3
  • Christie Brinkley Playboy 4
  • Christie Brinkley Playboy 5
  • Christie Brinkley Playboy 6
  • Christie Brinkley Playboy 7
  • Christie Brinkley Playboy 8
  • Christie Brinkley Playboy 9
  • Christie Brinkley Playboy 10
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  • none

    A spy reports, "Christie said, 'No, because I'm fucking 59.' "

  • handsome piano man

    still a pig now a 60 year old PIG

  • Hahahaha!

    Ha! it would embarrass her children to pose in Playboy?.. Me thinks that's an embarrassment they would have gladly taken over having her smear their father and their divorce all over the media for the last 7 years. This!, coming form a woman, who fought for an open courtroom, inviting the whole world into her bedroom. Hahahahahaha!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...

  • Jason

    If that's "mom clothing", she lends new meaning to the term hot mamma!

  • Ben's Dad

    The world deserves to see Ms. Brinkley in her natural state. She is being very selfish denying the optic stimulation to those that are curious as to what is underneath her mom clothing.

  • Dave

    Seems like Christie is doing quite well without having to be goaded (sort of meanly I might add) into compromising her lovely graciousness and style.

  • Hahahaha!

    Ha! it would embarrass her children to pose in Playboy?.. Me thinks that's an embarrassment they would have gladly taken over having her smear their father and their divorce all over the media for the last 7 years. This!, coming form a woman, who fought for an open courtroom, inviting the whole world into her bedroom. "compromising her lovely graciousness and style" Hahahahahaha!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...


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