Chris Brown charged with hit and run

Remember the accident Chris Brown got into last month that should have been nothing but became something because he acted like a little asshole? He's officially being charged with hit and run. Which is not ideal if you're already on probation. From CNN:
The Los Angeles city attorney filed charges of hit-and-run driving and driving without a license, according to spokesman Frank Mateljan.

While the misdemeanor charges -- which carry a maximum of a year in jail -- would not ordinarily threaten a defendant's freedom, Brown's felony probation could be revoked if a judge decides the new arrest is a violation. A spokesman for the Los Angeles County district attorney said prosecutors will review the charge once they are officially notified by the city attorney.

An arraignment for the new charges has been set for the morning of July 15 at the Van Nuys courthouse. Brown is also scheduled to be in a downtown Los Angeles courtroom that afternoon for another hearing to set a date for his trial in his probation violation case.
How interesting that Chris is due in court to face these hit and run charges the same day that he'll be in court to face charges that he faked his community service. Turns out that being a violent lunatic can be really convenient sometimes.

*10 Chris Brown pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chris Brown Facing Hit and Run Charge
  • Chris Brown Gold Chain
  • Chris Brown Diamond Cross
  • Chris Brown Jesus Bling
  • Chris Brown Ugly Sweater
  • Chris Brown Red Carpet Appearance
  • Chris Brown Ugly Sweater Party
  • Chris Brown Wearing Bling
  • Chris Brown Fender Bender
  • Chris Brown Wearing Diamonds
  • Jerome

    Shades of Lindsay Lohan. Not only is the LA court system willing to unjustly persecute someone for being a beautiful woman, they are racist and willing to persecute someone for being a minority hero and driving black. If sent to jail, Chris' millions of fans should raise up and rescue their hero from the beast.

  • Crazy_Hater

    How funny Jerome, too bad you're a FUCKING MORON!! Beat this useless motherfucker to death, make Rodney King look like a day in the park!

  • RIRI

    poor Chris, his asshole is going to get quite a pounding seeing those inmates don't take kindly to girl beaters hopefully BUBBAH will put his fist in Brownies butthole and knock his teeth out

  • Crazy_Hater

    Awesome, now the Police should HIT this useless motherfucker with a big ass stick and make him run until he drops, then start all over again until the cocksucker is D E A D !!

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