Tara Reid says Lindsay Lohan’s a bitch

Tara Reid drunk at Coachella last month

You know you’ve hit rock bottom in life when Tara Reid of all people is taking shits on you. From TMZ:

Tara Reid is no fan of Lindsay Lohan … and Lindsay Lohan ain’t too fond of Tara either … so says the “American Pie” star. Tara hosted “TMZ on TV” yesterday … and told us she and LiLo have some serious issues, despite the fact they run in the same social circles.

“We don’t really like each other that much,” Reid said … “If I get drunk, I’m a happy drunk. When she gets drunk, she’s just mean.”

Yes! I finally get to put my promoter’s license to use in America (no more Tijuana donkey shows for this fella). There comes a time where has-beens cross paths and differences need settling — in blood and leaked silicone. I’ve already rented out a bingo hall in Bethlehem, PA and billed it as “Valtrexmania,” see your local ex dealer for tickets. The Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan feud has been brewing since 1997 — which coincidentally was “Year of the Burning Vaginal Discharge” on the zodiac calendar. I know it’ll be a great fight, my only concern is how to call a stoppage in case of injury considering the amount of botox injected into their mugs. Ah, who am I kidding — between the booze and the illegal Rx, these two idiots are pretty much pickled.


May 2, 2013 - 2:15 pm