Tara Reid drunk at Coachella last month

You know you've hit rock bottom in life when Tara Reid of all people is taking shits on you. From TMZ:
Tara Reid is no fan of Lindsay Lohan ... and Lindsay Lohan ain't too fond of Tara either ... so says the "American Pie" star. Tara hosted "TMZ on TV" yesterday ... and told us she and LiLo have some serious issues, despite the fact they run in the same social circles.

"We don't really like each other that much," Reid said ... "If I get drunk, I'm a happy drunk. When she gets drunk, she's just mean."
Yes! I finally get to put my promoter's license to use in America (no more Tijuana donkey shows for this fella). There comes a time where has-beens cross paths and differences need settling -- in blood and leaked silicone. I've already rented out a bingo hall in Bethlehem, PA and billed it as "Valtrexmania," see your local ex dealer for tickets. The Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan feud has been brewing since 1997 -- which coincidentally was "Year of the Burning Vaginal Discharge" on the zodiac calendar. I know it'll be a great fight, my only concern is how to call a stoppage in case of injury considering the amount of botox injected into their mugs. Ah, who am I kidding -- between the booze and the illegal Rx, these two idiots are pretty much pickled.

*5 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan 1
  • Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan 2
  • Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan 3
  • Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan 4
  • Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan 5
  • Mamchose

    "Both are role models to other young women world wide" WATH?!??!?!?! I have a 10 years old girl and those two aren't role models. Except if I have to show her want not to do

  • DICE

    to paraphrase: that's the pot of shit calling the toilet smelly OOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! those WHOOOEEERRRRSSSS

  • Crazy_Hater

    That's like saying the whore hates the hooker! What a couple of useless twats, the pair of them.

  • Ben

    This is so sad. They are both beautiful talented young women. Both are role models to other young women world wide. Can't they just get along? Maybe is they tried snuggling up to each other in bed and did what comes naturally they would be more friendly.

  • Carlos

    Is this your unfunny way of saying scizzoring?

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