Tara Reid drunk at Coachella last month

You know you've hit rock bottom in life when Tara Reid of all people is taking shits on you. From TMZ:
Tara Reid is no fan of Lindsay Lohan ... and Lindsay Lohan ain't too fond of Tara either ... so says the "American Pie" star. Tara hosted "TMZ on TV" yesterday ... and told us she and LiLo have some serious issues, despite the fact they run in the same social circles.

"We don't really like each other that much," Reid said ... "If I get drunk, I'm a happy drunk. When she gets drunk, she's just mean."
Yes! I finally get to put my promoter's license to use in America (no more Tijuana donkey shows for this fella). There comes a time where has-beens cross paths and differences need settling -- in blood and leaked silicone. I've already rented out a bingo hall in Bethlehem, PA and billed it as "Valtrexmania," see your local ex dealer for tickets. The Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan feud has been brewing since 1997 -- which coincidentally was "Year of the Burning Vaginal Discharge" on the zodiac calendar. I know it'll be a great fight, my only concern is how to call a stoppage in case of injury considering the amount of botox injected into their mugs. Ah, who am I kidding -- between the booze and the illegal Rx, these two idiots are pretty much pickled.

*5 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan 1
  • Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan 2
  • Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan 3
  • Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan 4
  • Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan 5
[FameFlynet]