Lindsay Lohan might get her drugs taken away in rehab

Even though she has a prescription for it, The Betty Ford Center may take away Lindsay Lohan's medication for her, ahem, "ADHD" (Adderall, a low-grade amphetamine that's highly addictive and can help you bust out 15-page papers in college like nobody's business . . . not that I would know anything about that). Wow, that's terrible. I've never heard of a famous person convincing a shady doctor to give them prescription meds just so they can get high, so you know Lindsay must have a crippling case of this if she needs powerful meds. Right? Prescription drug abuse isn't a thing that people do, right? From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is NOT drug free at The Betty Ford Center. Sources connected with the rehab queen tell TMZ Betty Ford is allowing her to take the powerful drug, Adderall. The reason -- she has an Rx and says she's been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

Lindsay has made it clear over the last month -- she would only go to rehab if she's allowed to take the med.  But sources tell us doctors at Betty Ford are currently evaluating Lindsay's diagnosis and the efficacy of the drug.  If doctors disbelieve her diagnosis or the usefulness of Adderall, they will cut her off.
It's funny how the mind works. Earlier, I saw my inconsiderate neighbor (who's a terrible lay, btw) have her bulldog take a giant dump on my lawn, which inspired me to get some data on Lindsay's "sickness." After an exhausting 30-second search on Wikipedia, I found that: "ADHD management usually involves some combination of medications, BEHAVIOR THERAPY, LIFESTYLE CHANGES, and counseling." What does it mean, you ask? Well, it means that Lindsay Lohan loves drugs. LiLo doesn't have an attention deficit problem, she has a spoiled-rotten/zero accountability/addiction to excuse-making problem. Lindsay might want to give a solid effort at Betty Ford because she'll be on the wrong side of 30 soon, and you know she's nowhere near hot enough to stay relevant when that happens.

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  • Dennis

    Why is that when other celebrities go to Betty Ford you don't hear anything from them but with Lindsey you have TMZ ready to pounce and Celebuzz and others ready to report. Back off, let her have her privacy. Let her get clean.

  • DR. CHUCK

    well , even letting Jesus hang there between her boobs won't bring her the miracle cure she needs, BTW check that crucifix, it's probably made of crack and tigers blood

  • Brando

    " Lindsay might want to give a solid effort at Betty Ford because she'll be on the wrong side of 30 soon, and you know she's nowhere near hot enough to stay relevant when that happens."

    I dunno about you, fairy boy, but I still can picture myself pumping her up the ass while she gobbles Amanda Bynes' taco for a crisp 100 bill

  • Paul

    Pray for our lovely LiLo while she is at That Place. They will attempt to make her life a living hell, through mental torture and brainwashing, while physically subjecting her to unhealthy indignities. LiLo is tough. Hopefully she can withstand the physical and mental abuse. Just remember Linds, most of the civilized world is on your side and rooting for you.


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