Justin Bieber in Belgium last month

What, you've never played ping pong on a table made of gold? That's the only thing I play on. And not that 18k crap -- what is this, the projects? Nothing but 24k for me. From The Sun:
Justin Bieber's team have booked out 60 rooms at two different hotels in [Dubair] to make sure the teenage star stays out of trouble [during his tour]. At 19, Justin is two years shy of the legal drinking age in Dubai, which means he won't be allowed in most nightclubs while there is booze around. But one of the clubs has shipped in a specially-made 24-carat gold ping pong table to keep him occupied while the older members of his entourage get bongoed.

A source said: "Everything is on lockdown because Justin's management know he'll be watched like a hawk by the authorities. His team have been scouting the area for things for him to do instead of going to bars all night. He can't even stay in some of the best restaurants after midnight and has to be with an adult until then."
This can't be real, isn't there a worldwide recession going on? Goddammit, this is outrageous. What difference does having a ping pong table covered in gold make? It's just a big "fuck you" to everyone reading this. Since Justin has creepy perverts for bodyguards, with any luck he's being treating like Jodi Foster on a pinball machine, although something about this kid tells me he probably wouldn't be offended.

*10 Justin Bieber pictures total in the gallery:

  • Justin Bieber Golden Ping Pong Table 1
  • Justin Bieber Golden Ping Pong Table 2
  • Justin Bieber Golden Ping Pong Table 3
  • Justin Bieber Golden Ping Pong Table 4
  • Justin Bieber Golden Ping Pong Table 5
  • Justin Bieber Golden Ping Pong Table 6
  • Justin Bieber Golden Ping Pong Table 7
  • Justin Bieber Golden Ping Pong Table 8
  • Justin Bieber Golden Ping Pong Table 9
  • Justin Bieber Golden Ping Pong Table 10
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  • Crazy_Hater

    What a useless Piece-of-Shit this clueless fucking Canadian Jackass is, why can't somebody smack the crap out of him so he'll grow up!

  • Jilly

    Justin is the greatest most talented entertainer of the past 100 years. Nothing is too good for him. His godlike body is also super endowed. He drives women crazy with passion. it is a extreme pleasure to be possessed by Justin and his huge member. I blush just dreaming about it.

  • Crazy_Hater

    Are you a fucking retard or just plain stupid? The Blieber Baby is a poser of the Nth degree and it would be awesome for the world if he got his ticket punched for good!


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