Crystal Hefner at Sapphire Pool & Day Club in Las Vegas (5/25)

It's only been five months since a then 26-year-old Crystal Harris married Hugh Hefner, yet there she is at Sapphire Pool over the weekend in Vegas looking 47. Ew, she probably smells old, too, like mothballs and Ovaltine. And she got all mad at the staff because there were no ducks in the pool "because I like to sit and stare at them." Yeah, bitch, maybe not the best idea to marry an 87-year-old man. It's aging you a little.

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  • Guest

    She's 26? I call bullshit.

  • The Oracle Knows

    She looks gnarly, but still really great. The inner glow of her love for Hef is what makes her look more mature.


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