Christina Hendricks sounds awesome

Christina Hendricks is not gonna fall into the trap of letting herself go now that she's married. Like some celebs who shall go unnamed *cough*jennifergarner*cough* From Lucky:
She laughs when asked if she wears pants. "All the time," she insists. Current favorites are Imogene + Willie jeans, which she pairs with a black turtleneck. Yes to pants, however, does not mean yes to sweatpants. "I can't do that to my husband [Geoffrey Arend], not after just three years of marriage. At home, I put on a low-cut caftan, and he's like, 'Babe, you look great.' Caftans are just the perfect solution to what to wear at home. I love Camilla Franks', but I also get great vintage ones on eBay."
Aw, Christina sounds like such a good girl. She feels a need to dress up for her husband, eh . . . what's his name? Oh yeah, the retarded Alan Alda. I kid, I kid. Geoffrey Arend must have a pipe like a Poland Spring bottle with a boxing glove for a cap to keep a skirt like Christina entertained. Remember when Titties O'Toole got her phone hacked? She clearly wants to keep her husband Gollum happy and interested -- as if he was going anywhere unless Super Troopers makes a sequel. Since Geoffrey is barely scratching out a living, he couldn't possibly afford high quality coke, so that only leaves a big hog to keep Big Red addicted.

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  • Margie

    She is so fresh looking and dainty

  • Joan

    Obviously this woman has a level head on her neck. I imagine she makes a terrific bridge partner and knows how to pick the freshest produce at the market.. Her husband probably treasures her.


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