Reese Witherspoon arrested

Turns out "America's Sweetheart" is actually "America's Total Drunken Bitch" -- Reese Witherspoon was arrested for disorderly conduct early Friday morning in Atlanta for being a drunken idiot to the cop who was arresting her husband for DUI. Bitch even pulled the "don't you know who I am?" card. Yeah, you're an actress. You read lines that other, more talented people, wrote for you. From Variety:
Once Toth was placed under arrest, Witherspoon exited the vehicle and was instructed to get back in the car. According to the report, she "stated that she was a 'US citizen' and that she was allowed to 'stand on American ground.'"

The officer then detailed how she resisted as he grabbed her arms to arrest as Toth attempted to calm her down.

As the report details, "Mrs. Witherspoon asked, "Do you know my name?" I answered, "No, I don't need to know your name." I then added, "right now." Mrs. Witherspoon stated, "You're about to find out who I am."

The report also specified, "Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, 'You are going to be on national news.' I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.
Reese Witherspoon has been arrested more recently than Lindsay Lohan. How fucked up does that sound? And this isn't one of those "I love the forest so much that I'm going to chain myself to this tree"-kind of Hollywood pussy arrests that Clooney's rap sheet is full of. This is a legit "I am a stupid fucking idiot" arrest. So now that Reese's carefully-crafted good girl image is shattered, she might as well embrace it. Start clubbing into the wee hours of the morning. Walk around smoking Swisher Sweets. Date Michael Vick. Go crazy, Reese. You've earned it.

*5 Reese Witherspoon pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Crazy_Hater

    The COPS are fucking morons in this case, must be Liberal Loon CALIFORNIA!!

  • Joe_HTH

    Why are the cops the morons? They arrested a twat that was driving while intoxicated. In fact, he was very intoxicated. They could have killed innocent people as well as themselves. Then Reese Witherspoon, who was also drunk, got out of the car and pulled the "do you know who I am" bullshit.

    The cops were quite reserved and doing their job. Stop defending this bitch simply because you like her. She's a bitch, always has been and always will be.

    This wasn't in California either. It was in Buckhead in Atlanta.

  • Nate Blank

    Why do bloggers always take sides with the cops? What she said was 100% the truth. She is an American and she can go where she freely wants. This is NOT a policed state. WE Americans can treed where we please, when we please.

  • Joe_HTH

    What the hell are you smoking? Cops want people to stay in the car for obvious reasons, for their own safety as well as that of the person involved. This drunken bitch got out of the car and obstructed the cops who were doing their job.

    Get this through your damn head. These two twats got drunk, then got into a car and endangered their lives as well as those of everyone else on the road. Stop defending them you douche. They don't deserve defending.

  • BUBBAH BLUES CLINTON

    Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, say hello to your newest fellow member of the " WORLDWIDE ASSHOLE CLUB" Reese "do you know who I am" Witherspoon, you guys make quite a team


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