Former Miss Teen Delaware Melissa King leaving the courtroom in Ocean City, MD (4/22)

Former Miss Teen Delaware-turned porn star Melissa King (eye-fucking the shit out of the camera, above) escaped with just a $100 fine yesterday after pleading guilty to underage alcohol possession at District Court in Ocean City, Maryland. Oh, did you think I meant something else by that headline? From Delaware Online:
King's attorney, J. Gregory Hannigan, said outside the courtroom that King's boyfriend, who came with her to court, immediately paid her $100 fine and $45 in court costs. King, he said, has plans to attend a college this fall as a freshman. "So that she can be a normal freshman, we're going to keep the name quiet," Hannigan said.
Wait, she's going to college in the fall? Are we talking real life college with books and term papers, or fake college where the teen sluts will do anything to convince the professor with the bleached asshole and huge cock to give them an A? Because in one of those she's really gonna struggle, and the other she's gonna make the Dean's List.

*15 Miss Teen Delaware pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miss Teen Delaware Underage Drinking 1
  • Miss Teen Delaware Underage Drinking 2
  • Miss Teen Delaware Underage Drinking 3
  • Miss Teen Delaware Underage Drinking 4
  • Miss Teen Delaware Underage Drinking 5
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  • Jaime

    She is a very pretty young girl. I hope she gets her shit straightened out.

  • Robert

    She has a lot to offer any university, she has rare insight into our sexual culture.

  • taking leek

    U are f_cking kidding right? U did see the porn? She should be paid not to do porn!

  • Nate Blank

    Some one needs to wake this bitch up! Porn is a good career choice.

  • wvwc10

    Wouldn't it be the James Deen list?


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